Kirk: Dammit Spock, its hard to ditch work for a "funeral" if you wear your fishing hat!
TOS Caption Contest #68 - Feet Don't Fail Me Now
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Kirk: Dammit Spock, its hard to ditch work for a "funeral" if you wear your fishing hat!
Not only did Kirk and Spock drop simultaniously, but they dropped so hard that they lost their pair and trio, respectively.
The crew was very busy when they dropped their hairy balls.
Spock: "Today is the beginning of a new phase in your lives. It has been my honour to train many, many fine cadets, and many, many of you will go on in Starfleet to..."
ZZIIIPPPP!!!!
"... Fascinating!"
Worf (off-camera): Nice hat.
Spock: "This is Coach Spock. By now NORAD has detected two Planes approaching U.S. airspace. These planes are no cause for alarm. They carry two teams; and these two teams represent the hopes of the Romulan/Vulcan bowl game..."
(With apologies to TNG's Unification II)
(Couldn't resist)
Noel Given said:
Spock: "This is Coach Spock. By now NORAD has detected two Planes approaching U.S. airspace. These planes are no cause for alarm. They carry two teams; and these two teams represent the hopes of the Romulan/Vulcan bowl game..."
(With apologies to TNG's Unification II)
Spock: "This is Coach Spock. By now NORAD has detected two Planes approaching U.S. airspace. They carry the Miami Dolphins and must be stopped!"
"No...no...we do not forsee the linebacker's inability to use a fal tor pan on two or more of his opponents to be a detriment to our team efforts."
KIRK:"Let's go to that BURGER KING place over there instead. Admiral Cooleddie told me lots of good things about that chain before we arrived."
cooleddie74 said:
KIRK:"Let's go to that BURGER KING place over there instead. Admiral Cooleddie told me lots of good things about that chain before we arrived."
adding...
Mr. Spock: "Yes he seems like a popular fellow, in fact, there he is now. But why are those three housewives chasing after him with large butcher knives and screaming at the top of their lungs?"
Naughty Boy said:
cooleddie74 said:
KIRK:"Let's go to that BURGER KING place over there instead. Admiral Cooleddie told me lots of good things about that chain before we arrived."
Kirk: "Besides, we can get some games for that new X-Box 360 we bought for Chekov."
SPOCK:"Wouldn't you agree that Ensign Chekov spends FAR too much time as it is on those games, Captain? One might think a book...or...meditation scrolls might serve him best."
KIRK:"It's Chekov, Spock. The guy won't meditate on anything that doesn't involve a game disc or bad haircut."
"My predictions for this Sunday's game?
Federation Logicians...467.
Beta Quadrant Mind-Control Creatures from Xeptyl V? 15."
Reporter: "Mister Spock, can you address the rumors that Starfleet has perfected time travel?"
Spock: "Time travel? Where do you people come up with this stuff? The Vulcan Science Institute..."
Reporter: "The hat and suit?"
Spock: "No comment, gotta go!"
Man offscreen: You're NOT of the Body! NOT OF THE BODY!
Kirk: Iam . . . . oftheBody! Of COURSE, I'm OF . . . THE . . . BODY . . . Him! He's not ofthe . . . Body!
*whisper to Spock* ItoldyouSPOCK! NOT . . . to wear thathat!
Spock: Is not the time of "Festival" approaching. It is my most festive headgear!
Roddenberry (off camera): CUT! Jesus CHRIST! CUT! CUT! Who WRITES this shit? Oh . . . wait . . .