Announcer: "Next week on Mission Impossible..."
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Transporter Chief: "Yes gentlemen, we've got bush...we've got bush."
TOS Caption Contest #68 - Feet Don't Fail Me Now
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Announcer: "Next week on Mission Impossible..."
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Transporter Chief: "Yes gentlemen, we've got bush...we've got bush."
"Quick, Spock...lose the damn Henry Fonda hat, grab that fire extinguisher and spray these bastards so we can escape!"
"Fascinating. The cats on this station ARE apparently much bigger than we surmised."
Kirk: "Is this where we purchase LDS?"
"Eh ... Starfleet had labored under the delusion for years that I my crew was not only female, but that I was a girl."
The kittens shouldn't have fallen asleep during the production of the new musical "Tap dance in the Transporter".
Stock in Brookstone went through the roof when Star Fleet made "Nap Boots" standard issue.
"Captain, I am at a loss to understand the point of wearing black socks with shorts and sandals."
Kirk: "Is this where we purchase BSE?"
Spock: "Are you wearing your hair differently Captain?"
Kirk: "It's still regulation Spock."
Spock: "Wonderful stuff that LDS."
Spock: "Jim, this is clearly not the entrance we came in when we arrived."
Kirk: "I could have sworn it was! Damn casino."
Spock: "You've been leading us around in circles all afternoon."
Kirk: "Calm down, calm down. Jeez, I wasn't expecting a Spanish Inquisition."
*jarring chord*
Cardinal Ximenez: "Noooooooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."
I really should be out Christmas shopping, but I can't help it.
Coach Spock: "The Klingons are what we thought they were. They're what we thought they were. We played them in preseason. I mean, who the hell takes the third game of the preseason like it's bullshit? Bullshit! We played them in the third game, everybody played three quarters... the Klingons are who we thought they were! That’s why we took the damn field! Now, if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But, they are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!"
Coach Spock: "The Klingons are what we thought they were. They're what we thought they were. We played them in preseason. I mean, who the hell takes the third game of the preseason like it's bullshit? Bullshit! We played them in the third game, everybody played three quarters... the Klingons are who we thought they were! That’s why we took the damn field! Now, if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But, they are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!"
Worst...department store mannequin display...EVER.
KIRK: "Why do they keep calling you 'L.L. Bean' and me 'Jay Crew' ?!"
KIRK:"Try to blend in. And if anyone who smells like pechtuli and has a beard bigger than their head offers you love beads, say no."