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TOS Caption Contest #68 - Feet Don't Fail Me Now

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Kirk: "Oh great. Cyrano Jones forgot to clean up after himself again. How are we going to get rid of them now?"

Spock: "I know a guy."


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Lefty: "Oh yes, very nice, very nice. I know some orange kid who'll just love to have a few of these."

Spock: "Remember, you did not obtain them from us."

Lefty: "Riiiiiiiiiiight."
 
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Spock: "Chicken McNuggets? Need I remind you that I'm a vegetarian."

Kirk: "I'm pretty sure there's nothing resembling meat in them."


And here's a blank for your Photoshopping perversions:

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KIRK:"This is probably the worst possible time to mention this, Spock...but...that hat?

Fa-bu-LOUS."

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"That's it.

Nobody else is eating Mexican before a beam-over!"
 
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The SEARS Holiday Menswear Collection for 2268

Stylish. Classy. Reasonable Prices. Both professional and casual at the same time.

Just off of the asteroid field at the junctures of Sectors 4502 and 4503. Three parsecs off the Archer Warp Lanes.
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Extraterrestrial foot fungus making YOUR beam-overs unpleasant? Wipe it out...with FUR-OFF(tm)!
 
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Cashier: "That'll be $2,580, please."

Kirk: "Uh, I'm a little short. Who knew feeding 430 people would cost so much in this century?"
 
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Kirk: "Any idea where we can get those big drinks in the tall glasses?"

Spock: "Not now, Captain; the next round of keno is up."
 
The blank one has some random colors in the background, and some around the edges of them, so I fixed it up:

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Jim: "It ... it was a different time in my life. Dont' turn around."
 
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Ensign Adrian: So, are you...?
Lieutenant Sulu: Yes, and you are, too.
Ensign Adrian: How did you know?
Lieutenant Sulu: I just did.
 
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Kirk: "...then ensigh Rickey will hide behind the bushes and surprise the klingon time travelor, you'll back me up, and then just when the time is right, we'll -- NOT NOW MADELINE!"


Oh! I got a great one! But there isn't enough time to do it today. Tomorrow ... tomorrow...
 
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