TOS Caption Contest #63 - Captains Courageous

[Outpost4]

The Borg started off modestly in the early Federation, assimilating one clipboard at a time.

 

[Stag]

Outpost4 said:

Pike: You bet I'm frustrated, Doctor. Starfleet sends me cases of loaves of bread and water and expects me to feed the crew. Who do they think I am?

... nice!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"Odd. This contest's over...but we're still sitting here on the bridge making dumb caption comments."

BOYCE:"I've read about it before. Hipperson's Random Captioning Syndrome. First diagnosed on the Martian Colonies in 2117. Rare, but damned annoying."

 

[Mallory]

^ No kidding.

 

[Outpost4]

Boyce: I am the Ghost of Captions Past.
Pike: Bah, humbug!

 

[Gertch]

Boyce: "Jesus, can't we just lock this?"
Pike: "That's not funny any more."

 

[Outpost4]

^

We have a new winner!

 

[Mallory]

I knew this was still open for a reason

Gertch deserves an honorary mention in the next thread.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

cooleddie74 said:

PIKE:"Odd. This contest's over...but we're still sitting here on the bridge making dumb caption comments."

BOYCE:"I've read about it before. Hipperson's Random Captioning Syndrome. First diagnosed on the Martian Colonies in 2117. Rare, but damned annoying."

PIKE: I've heard of that, one word and a smile then it kicks in.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Spock...stop mentioning KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS!"

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Gertch has had that same expression for over 24 hours since Mallory said -"

Bones: "Remind me to suggest the good Ensign for the next landing party."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: All I'm saying is that we are fortunate that Dr. Boyce was in the
other picture for this caption contest and could drop in for a consult
before the thread was closed."

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"Cooleddie didn't win this round, Doc."

BOYCE:"Damned shame, too. Guy's funny and talented. And based on his last quarterly physical, hung like a Nimbus III horse!"

 

[Sisu]

Spock: "Yes Doctor, it is true. Equus nimbusius has the smallest penis in the quadrant."

Kirk: "I must remember that if I ever direct a movie.... small dicked horses are easier to ride...."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Pike; Christ, not this again.

Boyce; Sorry Captain, we're hanging around till we've found Shatmandu. Or at least his remains. Hell, we don't even need a body, a kidney and a few teeth are all I need for the records.

 

[Gertch]

Pike: "You don't even realize you're passing wind, do you?"

 

[Outpost4]

^

- or -

Pike: My grandfather smelled like you just before he died.

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"NO, Phil.

You can stop leering at me. I'm not going to do my Ray Liotta impression for you."