TOS Caption Contest #63 - Captains Courageous

[NathanielM]

Vulcan Smacks

The Logical Cereal...

 

[NathanielM]

Pike: Goddamn it Boyce get the hell off my bridge, and stop bringing me my Test about my dose of the Clap...

Boyce: Look if you don't treat it, it will fall off and crawl away.

Pike: Don't count on it. What the hell is all this shit anyway? Can't you write a normal report without trumping it up?

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: <Lets fart on bridge> and chuckles

Uhura: <sniffing the air> OH Shit... he did it again!

Mccoy: Wasn't me Spock, don't look at me like that!

Spock: It is iooligcal but often true the one who smelt it dealt it...

Kirk in amidst the confusion enjoys sharing his gas with the others on the bridge.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I think my hemorrhoid is flaring up again, Phil. Get Sickbay ready for me in an hour or so, will ya?

And I think you're gonna need TWO gloves this time."

McCOY:"Would someone mind tellin' me WHAT'S so funny about sayin' I like to play games when I'm alone? That I play with myself all the time?"

Provides upwards of 97.1245678999123457781 % of daily nutritional requirements as mandated by Vulcan Dietary Law!

 

[Super Grover]

Doc, I need a six letter word for the midsection of an incect's body.

So the Ferengi says, "Twenty Bucks, same as in town."

Free Horta with 6 UPCs and five dollars for shipping and Handling.

 

[Sisu]

Spock's method of using Space Energy from Sugar Smacks to power his phaser meant that the crew had to go without breakfast.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Despite the eyebrows, the ears, the makeup, it was at this particular moment in time that Nimoy knew, without a shred of doubt, that his dignity was gone. Long gone.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

My apologies for the profanity on that, but its just for laughs.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Doc; Number 1, you're now an addict, number 2, I want Carl and his damn lab out of sickbay.

 

[cooleddie74]

NIMOY's voice:"This delicious and nutritious cereal makes diarrhea and constipation illogical."

 

[Outpost4]

Pike: Drunk again, huh, Doctor?

 

[Outpost4]

I have to apologize if intermittantly you aren't getting any pictures. I host on VillagePhotos and have for years. They say they've been under attack the past few days.

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Spock: Doctor McCoy, did you set the captain's chair to Vibrate?

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Pike: No, Doctor, I would not like to hear about Amway.

Kirk: ... so the farmer said, "you wouldn't eat a pig like that all at once!"

Coming soon to a replicator near you!

 

[Outpost4]

All very funny, SpiderMonkeyDolenz. I love old joke captions like your second one, especially when it's such a great old joke.

Thanks for playing along.

 

[Rat Boy]

Boyce: "Catch the game last night?"

Pike: "What's that supposed to mean? Are you questioning my fanhood, Doctor?"

Boyce: "Does your fanhood need questioning?"

Spock: "...and then Captain Pike decked him right there in front of everyone. Most illogical."

 

[Gertch]

Outpost4 said:

Pike: Drunk again, huh, Doctor?

Doc: "And horny too. I got an itch for an Asian this time."
Pike: "Looks like we have a Sulu coming on board as crew replacement."
Doc: "Have her stop by Sickbay for a physical while I have another drink. She'll want nothing but men after this."

 

[M'Sharak]

Pike: And another thing, Doc...
Boyce: You know, your fly's open.
Pike: ...
Boyce: (thinking) Heh. Works every time.

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"Oh...Doc...by the way...you can come by my cabin tonight and pick up the Swedish suction device you lent me. It's Friday night, so I assumed you'd be needing it back."

SPOCK:"No deception on my part, Doctor...Captain Kirk is fully aware of the story. Doctor Philip Boyce electrocuted himself on a strange device more than ten years ago, necessitating the arrival of your immediate predecessor."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: I asked him if he worked for Section 31.