TOS Caption Contest #63 - Captains Courageous
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Pike: Who, I ask you, Who keeps a bottle of crazy glue near the lubricant, when giving a prostate exam? This is so going in my report.
Boyce: Oh shut up and move over your breaking my wrist.
While Kirk began the flatulant rendition of Row Row Row your boat, with Bones joining suit, the festivities came to a screeching halt when it became obvious that Spock didn't know the tune.
Boyce: "Sir, You Smell like Number 1"
Pike: "Doc, I did not pee my pants"
Boyce: "That's not what I ment"
J Hoyt: "What you thinking about Jeff"
J Hunter: "Can you imagine being stuck in this roll for 40 years"
J Hoyt:" Yeah thats a scary thought"
MCCoy: Look Uhura said she would give us those nude sunbathing pics of her and rand on Risa if we did it....so you go first"
Spock:" How about we both do it at the same time"
McCoy: "Ok on the count of three, we both grab it and pull it off his head"
Spock: "Seems logical"
Doctor: Its your test, your dick is going to fall off....
Captain Pike: This CAN'T BE... Damn that Green Bitch!
Little did we know that Mccoy and Spock really were gay lovers!
Logical to Eat and loaded with Sugar.
Badges.... WE don't need no stink'n Badges... Bomonos!
Pike (to himself); Christ sakes do starship doctors never leave the bridge?
Boyce: "Sign the requisition right there."
Helm: "Captain, I'm detecting an Orion vessel closing at Time Warp factor 4."
Boyce: "You'd better raise shields Chris."
Pike: "Raise shields. I was just about to order that Doctor."
Boyce: "Red alert?"
Pike: "Yes! Red alert dammit. Satisfied?"
Boyce: "Evasive to starboard. Archer's defence?"
Pike: "Oh fuck! Fucking back seat driver! You want to Captain the ship? No? Then shut up!"
Boyce: "You might want to order security to escort me off the bridge."
Pike: "Someone please. Nuke me now!"
Spock; Captain, it would surely be more logical to wait until the contents have been consumed first.
McCoy; Sorry Spock, its an old Earth tradition. Jim here has first dibs on the treat inside.
Last one...Spock: "Stop bogarting that Space Energy!!! My comic representation will shoot, if you don't make with the Space Energy!!! It's got a freakin' GUN!!!!
Oh wait... with the cereal, my supplies of Space Energy are guaranteed!!! Well, this works out well for everybody!!! Never mind!!!!"
Oh wait... with the cereal, my supplies of Space Energy are guaranteed!!! Well, this works out well for everybody!!! Never mind!!!!"