TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin guest host edition

[Rat Boy]

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Scotty: "Those defensive linesmen canna stop the run to save their lives."

Piper: "It's like I keep telling you; a good offensive line is what really counts in football."

Sulu: "Look at the backfield on that wide reciever."

Mitchell: "It's football, ladies. You wouldn't understand."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

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Pike hated being left in charge of the "special" crew members.



Outpost, good to see the Shatmandu-style filenames are there too, an essential :thumbsup:

 

[Ziz]

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Outpost4 said:
^ Whatcha waiting for Ziz?

For someone else to do it. To say that my photo editing skills suck is an understatement at best.

 

[Outpost4]

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The Squire of Gothos said:
Outpost, good to see the Shatmandu-style filenames are there too, an essential :thumbsup:

Thanks. We all just want to be like Joe.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Rat Boy said:

Mitchell: "...so then that backstabbing computer cut my air hose and left me adrift. True story."

Dehner: "...so I'm in the shower and someone rigged the side of the tent to drop. True story"

Mitchell: "I don't suppose there are pictures."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Spock and Pike found a special happiness when they discovered 100% natural breast implants.

 

[Gertch]

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"GR says next episode we'll start out with a threesome."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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Mitchell:"Hows about I set up a 20th century water bed in my quarters,with only the liner and mazola oil and let you ladies wrestle for for your T-bars best two out of three?"

the ladies together "MMmmm sounds interesting what time?"

 

[M'Sharak]

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And which of you ladies would like to have demonstrated the meaning
of the word "ribald" in, say, my quarters, at... ohhh, 19:30?

Huh? Oh... um, no, Mister Spock -- I really would rather not know where that tickles.

 

[Outpost4]

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Mitchell: That chair? I can arrange for you to sit in that chair. The question is, what are you going to do for this chair?


(And speaking of chairs, I just realized what looks so wrong about this picture. The chairs are all white and don't have the black upholstery on them.)

 

[Outpost4]

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Mitchell: No, not for me. I'm asking for the young lieutenant up there. I dunno, something seems a little queer about him.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

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blakbyrd said:

Spock: Not marijuana, but could still be useful, Captain...
Pike: Take a sample for later study, Lieutenant.

Ah, the origins of Carl Spock

 

[Woulfe]

- Sometime late in 2008 -

The Navigator when faced with the idea that he could only pick one of these ladies he froze up and was tongue tided like you wouldn't believe. "Homnia, Homina, Homina."

Spock (Thinking) : Wow this plant it's like really tripping me out, I can smell colors, and hear them too, whoa did the captain's legs just drift off into the sun, my arms are melting into the background, wwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooo.

From this point on Spock called himself Carl Spock and the rest as they say is History.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Mitchell: "Look, don't get mad; I meant 'Walking Freezer Unit' in the nicest way possible. So...we still on for that threesome?"

 

[scottydog]

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Gertch said:

I just can't believe it about Joe. I did hear the horse is supposed to be okay after some rehab and counseling. Lots of counseling.

Hilarious! You've invoked an image of Joe and the horse that will haunt me the rest of this day.

Has anyone ever done a "Reverse" Caption contest, where the caption is provided first and then people submit images to fit the caption? I'm going to look for one involving Joe and the traumatized horse

 

[Rat Boy]

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Ask and ye shall receive:

Gertch said:

I just can't believe it about Joe. I did hear the horse is supposed to be okay after some rehab and counseling. Lots of counseling.

 

[Noname Given]

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Lt. Gary Mitchell: "'Walking Freezer Unit', meet 'Walking Sperm Depository'."
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Mr. Spock: "Here Captain, see, it's called 'Vulcan Happy Weed'".

 

[scottydog]

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Gertch said:

I just can't believe it about Joe. I did hear the horse is supposed to be okay after some rehab and counseling. Lots of counseling.

 

[Woulfe]

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- From the cutting room floor -

Pike : When I said my Kingdom for a horse I didn't think the Talosions would take me so litterly.

Ed : Are you Wiiiiiiiillllburrrrrrr ?

Pike : Oh that's just great, a talking horse even.

Talosions ( Offscreen ) : Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah.

 

[Woulfe]

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- And after they were done filming the scene -

Doctor : You weren't jokeing were you Ed, god it's discusting what they did to you behind the scenes.