TOS Caption Contest #56 - Regis Philbin guest host edition

[cooleddie74]

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GARY:"Twenty credits says I get to Dirty Sanchez the both of you before this particular mission is over with."

SPOCK:"The Earth cultural databank says leaves like this were once used to heighten spirits and emotions at institutions of higher learning...especially during what were called 'pledges' and 'rushes.' "

 

[Classic Fan]

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During a rare quiet moment on the bridge, Scotty had time to contemplate on 'Dual Sets of Doors; Two sets of doors, or one set of doors on the lifts? One must decide quickly, for i have hundreds to alter before episode 2.

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Just, eh...in case either of you fine ladies were wondering...Lieutenant Sulu back there? The officer from the astrophysics department?

Don't bother. Just...trust me on this one."[/b]

 

[Outpost4]

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Mitchell: Yes, the captain does have a thing for blondes. But he also trusts my judgement. Either of you want to opinonate me?

Scotty: 9.4
Piper: 9.8
Sulu: 4.1

 

[Outpost4]

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Ernie: It's great to be back home again, Bert.

 

[Outpost4]

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^^^

Spock: Gentlemen, we will be looking for a plant with strange blue leaves this size.

 

[M'Sharak]

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[Rat Boy]

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The Count: "One, two, three, four, five, six; six freaky singing blue leaves. Ah ha ha ha ha!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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COUNT:"Ha ha ha ha!

THREE! Three psychotropic leaves!!! Ha ha ha!!!"

 

[T'Bonz]

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Ha, the Count ones are funny!

 

[NathanielM]

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Mitchell: So Doc, can you and the young yeoman give us a demostration of spinning the nipple tassels?

Spock: Wow, clangy, whirry windchime thingies, I need these for my yard back home on vulcan!

Captain Pike: <thinking> aw shit I forgot the girlfriend's birthday, hmmm these could work...

 

[NathanielM]

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Carl Spock: Pychedelic Maaaan, totally out of siiite baaby... Pass the weed and let the sound flooow.

Doctor: <muttering> What the hell is he talking about.

Bridge officer: <whispering> The hell if I know...Doctor...

 

[NathanielM]

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Carl Spock: Yeaaaaaa Baaaaby Yeeaaaahaaahaaaaaaa

 

[cooleddie74]

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CARL SPOCK:"Dude, the blue ones will blow your MIND."

 

[cooleddie74]

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SPOCK:"As per the requests of my diminutive crewmates here, this Vulcan blessing is being brought to you by the letter "C" and the number pi. Peace...and long life. May all your rubber duckies float."

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

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Mitchell: "See those three guys over there? They are pretending they aren't staring at your asses."

Hunter: "Gee, I played Christ, and now I'm fondling plastic bags on a soundstage. I better get out of this gig before that's all I become known for!"
Nimoy: "Ha-ha...don't worry, Jeff, no one's gonna remember this show."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

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Shortly after the landing party returned, Poindexter Spock disappeared and Carl Spock joined the crew.

 

[NathanielM]

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Little does poindexter Spock and Capt know, the doctor, the helmsman and crewman all were staring at their asses in divine LUST...

Poindexter Spock: The material is that of a ployethnosarsnic matter that is tainted with a blus plastic sheet over it making it appear blue when it is really gray in color.

Pike: <thinking> buzz and chime, i am the christ... Damn it this job really sucks.

 

[NathanielM]

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GARY: So Sally, are you going to share another shower scene with this young chickie poo here whose a REAL blonde?

 

[NathanielM]

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SPOCK:"One. As per the requests of my diminutive crewmates here, this Vulcan blessing is being brought to you by the letter "A", the number pi and symbol Delta."