TOS Caption Contest #53: Troubles, Troubles, Troubles

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Let me get this straight. Doctor Sulu ordered colonoscopies for the entire crew?

 

[cooleddie74]

LESLIE:"Sorry, sir.

We've been here for two hours. They just opened up a case of new iPhones in there."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Well, thank ya, Jim Boy. You'all cottin' on havin' Daisy and Uncle Jesse slide on over and pick me up?

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: What? Spock in the shower day? Let me see..
Crewman: Go to the end of the line!

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: <in prayer> I am the man, I rule, Everyone likes you...

Spock: Sorry Captain, you were passed up again for Pimp of the year again...

 

[NathanielM]

McCoy: Break one nine... Old Country doc calling craaaazy Spocker! Are ya there good buddy?

 

[NathanielM]

McCoy: "What Jim? I can't... hang on... God damn it Spock, I know ya have gas but can you keep it down? I'm talking to Jim..."