TOS Caption Contest #53: Troubles, Troubles, Troubles

[Outpost4]

Lucille Ball is doing what?

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: I can't correct the mistake, Captain. It's in all the official records. As far as Starfleet is concerned, your middle initial is R.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "What? I can't hear you! You're going to have to speak up! I said you're going to have to speak up! I SAID YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO..."

McCoy: "...SPEAK UP! Ah, never mind."

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "I really was just reaching for toilet paper in the other stall."
Spock: "Richard Nixon 'I am not a crook'. Bill Clinton 'I did not have sex with that woman'. Shall I go on sir?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Now remember, everyone; the Killbots have a built-in kill limit. I intend to continually throw wave after wave of you at them until they're stopped. Good luck."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; Ensign, I want you to know we're all counting on you, lieutenant, I want you to know we're all counting on you, ensign, I want you to know...

 

[Classic Fan]

Kirk: "Whats going here? Its 11:45 pm in the evening. And you're all day shifters.
Lt Guyus Fortysix: "The 405th book in the series, Harry Potter and the Red Shirt who Lived is being released in 15 mins. Get with the times, captain. Jeees."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"They're using the leftover tribbles to do WHAT to their which-now?!?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Certain you don't want to join me for some WORLD OF WARCRAFT, Captain? My elfin character just p'wned a warrior."

 

[Drob]

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Every year Kirk admits defeat and has to hire some smartass to help him file his tax returns.

 

[Outpost4]

DrBob said:

Every year Kirk admits defeat and has to hire some smartass to help him file his tax returns.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"You order the Risan sexual aides and penis pump for me, Spock.

I...

I can't do it myself."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "It says here that falling asleep during briefings is the largest cause of shipboard injuries."

Kirk: "Will you shut and help me get this desk spike out of my head!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Captain...

You can rest easy now. I just found that hair restoration and regrowth website you were asking about."

 

[cooleddie74]

LESLIE:"It's the new Ian Schraeger nightclub, sir. Studio 2266.

And most of us are having a devil of a time getting in."

 

[M'Sharak]

"What is it, Mr. Spock -- another paternity suit?"
"Affirmative."
"Crap. Who is it, thi--... no, never mind; just file it with the rest."
"Already done, Captain. Green tag."
"Oh. Crap... "

 

[Tim]

SPOCK: It would appear from these medical records, Captain, that Yeoman Rand discontinued her prophylactic medications approximately two weeks prior to your sexual encounter.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Are you sure there's no way we can undo it?"

Spock: "Unfortunately we cannot, Captain. You have selected Michael Vick as your first pick in the ship's fantasy draft."

Kirk: "Dammit!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"This the line for TREK XI?"

LESLIE:"Yeah...but you're gonna laugh your ass off at who they got to play you, sir."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm not certain, sir...but I believe I just found the last of the little mines."