TOS Caption Contest #53: Troubles, Troubles, Troubles

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"There'd better be some damned paper left by the time I get in there, people!!"

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Captain, I have the Risa President on channel 4 again."
Kirk: "Why did I let him go down there? Why why why..."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Curious.

The computer readout says we've been GODWIN'D."

"Domino's? This is Enterprise chief medical officer Leonard McCoy in the Omicron Ceti sector. Can I get one with everything but anchovies...and a side order of garlic sauce with Berthold Ray protection?"

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Now we really have no tribble at all. Back to you, Scotty.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy; So the Andorian played a strong hand, I had nothing else to pay him with...

Spock; May I remind you captain, this is the third shuttlecraft Dr McCoy has lost in this manner.
Kirk; Yeah, yeah, just... just send him a shuttle.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "You didn't flush last time, Mr. Leslie, so this time, I'm going in there with you."

McCoy: "'That sound?' That was Spock losing an argument."

 

[GreenBlood]

:

Nimoy: This FanFiction is curiously riveting!

Kirk: The Convention Trekkies will be arriving any moment now. I expect you all to be on your best behavior.

McCoy: Cancel that rush beam-me-up Scotty. I just 'went' behind a tree.

 

[GreenBlood]

McCoy: Missed me, missed me, Now you hafta kiss me.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Cooleddie over at the Trek BBS is captioning pictures of us again."

KIRK:"Dammit.

Where's a pair of Nausicaan hitmen when you need 'em?"

LESLIE:"Someone forgot where the plunger is. This might take a while, sir."

"Hey, Jim...ya mind havin' Scotty beam down some poison ivy and bug repellent? This place is givin' me more rashes and bumps than that girl with the mouth sore back on Rigel II."

 

[M'Sharak]

Heh heh. I'll bet cooleddie wishes he knew how I did that.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "No, no, no...."

Spock: "Sad but true, Captain. They never did get off that island, thanks to Gilligan."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "We now know why this planet is called E.D.2 -- it has twice the explosive diarrhea as E.D. 1".

 

[GreenBlood]

:

Kirk (after sticking his hands to his forehead with crazy glue): "Have you come up with anything yet Mr Spock?"

Spock: "Still searching Captain."

 

[battrekker]

Yes, warped 9, I just took care of that Quinto guy...

 

[galleywest]

Kirk (thinking): It's just not fair that his is bigger than mine.

Do not be fooled by the trees and grass, my dear audience. This gentleman is in space, I assure you!

Kirk: When I say "conga" ensign, I mean it! Now get back in line!

--or--

Kirk: Right, right! Left, left! Up! Back! Hop, hop, hop!

 

[battrekker]

"...You do the Hokey Pokey,
and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about... Mister!"

 

[battrekker]

Kirk: "This is the last time I let him convince me to let him do one more SUDOKU!!!"

 

[Vassa]

Hurrah, a win!

Sorry Captain , but the "Archer did it" defense just isn't going to work.

Forming a Union? No, really why are you all standing in line?

Scotty you transported me in buried up to my knees!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Captain, I believe I've found a situation very similar to yours. It happened to an Earth politician in the early 20th Century."

Kirk: "What'd he do?"

Spock: "He plead guilty while maintaining his innocence."

Kirk: "That's just so crazy it might work."

 

[Outpost4]

^

Shatner (sobbing): I have a wide stance.