TOS Caption Contest #52: Jealousy Reared

[Shatmandu]

Chapel: "Okay, open your eyes now."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Starfleet issued you an industrial grade waterproof monitor because you download so much porn, huh?

 

[Outpost4]

Feelings, whooo-o-o feelings,
whooo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.

Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you...

 

[Outpost4]

Sayana: Welcome to the pipe cleaner planet, Captain Kirk. May colorful pipe cleaners fill every inch of your life.

Spock: Fascinating place to stick a pipe cleaner.

 

[tharpdevenport]

McCoy: "And take a look at section E, deck 12 at ... waita second ... Made In China? Jim, have you ever noticed this before?"

 

[Outpost4]

Sayana: So I hear you've done LDS?

 

[Outpost4]

Never work on a horta just after it's eaten pork and beans.

 

[M'Sharak]

Outpost4 said:

Never work on a horta just after it's eaten pork and beans.

Squeeeeeealings! Whoa-oa-oah, squeeeealings!...

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Well, fuck, if you don't want men to e-mail you nude puctures, you shouldn't have a rainbow door."

 

[Shatmandu]

Cut scene from "The Savage Curtain," showing Spock seconds before the 'Good vs. Evil' Pie Eating Contest starts.

 

[Outpost4]

Sayana: Three weeks in Daytona Beach will do this to a girl.

 

[scottydog]

Nimoy hated it when Massive Headwound Harry visited the set.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock discovers where the Mugato vomited up its lunch.

 

[KJM]

A scene from the never-aired episode "Operation - Annihilate Again!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

When Nimoy told Roddenberry he thought his script was a steaming pile, little did he know he inadvertently helped write the final act.

 

[Outpost4]

^ Fits your screenname.

Kirk: Nice bracelet.

Sayana: You should find out how we have sex.

Spock: Fascinating. A corkscrew, like a pig's.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Nimoy sliently regretted switching from make up to acting.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Hey babe, how'd you like to be the meat in a Starfleet sandwich?"

Spock: "A logical question..."