TOS Caption Contest #52: Jealousy Reared

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"No offense, Jim...but watchin' you play Solitaire is more boring than watchin' house paint dry."

KIRK:"Too grungy and hippie-dippy for my tastes. You can have this one, Spock."

What sentient silicon-based life form will YOU be crouched dangerously close to when your diarrhea returns?

 

[Noname Given]

Catain Kirk: "Damnit! 600 credits for this Nvidia120000XT video card and I still only get 35 FPS in 'Counterstrike'"!

Dr. McCoy: "Powned!"
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Female Native: "Me sooo horny! Me love you long time! Ten apples each!"

Captain Kirk: "Five apples..."
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Commercial Announcer: " 'Hota-On'. DO NOT apply directly to the forehead...'Hota-On'. DO NOT apply directly to the forehead...'Hota-On'. DO NOT apply directly to the forehead..."

 

[Ihlecreations]

I know I left my bike right here.......SHATNER!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vassa]

Bones, why are you and Scotty listed in the "Thank you" section of this old document from the inventor of Transparent Aluminum?

Captain Kirk when you said yes to me you said yes to my two brothers as well!

Fascinating,...

The Prime Directive is pretty clear on this, Spock. NO advanced technology shall ever be left behind. The ensign was on your securtiy detail. Did you think when he got eaten by that giant lizard that was the end of it?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Carl discovered that "choking a horta bitch" was easier said than done.

 

[Classic Fan]

The Castellan said:

Jim: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, and Start.

Bones: Well, I'll be damned....

LOL.

Wasn't that the cheat code for Sonic The Hedgehog on the Mega Drive back in the day?

Anyway...

Kirk: "Hmmmm, looking at this vintage website on the data banks, called IMBd. It says here that a failed tv show called Firefly spawned a massive big budget movie comeback in 2005 against all predictions from studio execs. It took just three years to get this far."
McCoy: "Haaaa, a tv show in the sixties known as Star Trek took nearly ten years to get that far, they came back old, fat and wearing wigs that were clearly not their own hair."
Kirk: "Whats this Star Trek you speak of?"

 

[Drob]

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Kirk: "Why can't I post images yet?"

McCoy: "Have you tried reading the FAQ?"

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Kirk: "Oh I see you're flowering me, how kind. Step into this hut and I'll teach you about Earth's ancient deflowering custom."

Spock (Muttering): "Cultural exchange my ass."

Kirk (Whispering): "No, cultural exchange, her ass!"

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Spock: "It's.. humping... my... leg..."

 

[Ziz]

DrBob said:

Kirk: "Why can't I post images yet?"

McCoy: "Have you tried reading the FAQ?"

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Kirk: "Oh I see you're flowering me, how kind. Step into this hut and I'll teach you about Earth's ancient deflowering custom."

Spock (Muttering): "Cultural exchange my ass."

Kirk (Whispering): "No, cultural exchange, her ass!"

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Spock: "It's.. humping... my... leg..."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Jim, please stop reading all that Archer/Trip slash and come help me figure out why we've been brought to Starbase 11."

Ugmuk: "Once our arms are bound together ..."
Kirk: "Yeah, uh huh ..."
Ugmuk: "... we shall roll on the ground ..."
Kirk: "Oh, yeah? Ooh, baby ..."
Ugmuk: "... and fight with knives, to the death."
Kirk: "Oh. Well, shit."

Starfleet Regulation 17.18 Section A: Never play Twister during first contact.

 

[galleywest]

Horta hears an "ew."

 

[Shatmandu]

Its ass a serviceable keyboard, Spock and Mother Horta have a rollicking jam session.

 

[M'Sharak]

DrBob said:

Kirk: "Why can't I post images yet?"

McCoy: "Have you tried reading the FAQ?"

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Nice!

 

[The Castellan]

Classic Fan said:

The Castellan said:

Jim: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, and Start.

Bones: Well, I'll be damned....

LOL.

Wasn't that the cheat code for Sonic The Hedgehog on the Mega Drive back in the day?

Anyway...

Kirk: "Hmmmm, looking at this vintage website on the data banks, called IMBd. It says here that a failed tv show called Firefly spawned a massive big budget movie comeback in 2005 against all predictions from studio execs. It took just three years to get this far."
McCoy: "Haaaa, a tv show in the sixties known as Star Trek took nearly ten years to get that far, they came back old, fat and wearing wigs that were clearly not their own hair."
Kirk: "Whats this Star Trek you speak of?"

~McCoy reads the posts~

McCoy: Damn it Classic Fan, it's for Contra!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: Uh-oh! It froze up again!
McCoy: Try control-alt-delete.
Kirk: Not working.
McCoy: Jiggle the cord.
Kirk: Still not working.
McCoy: Turn him off and on.
Kirk: Not working, not working, la la la not working.
McCoy: Clean the gunk out of the mouse.
Kirk: Guess what, not working.
McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not IT support.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

NO! PIMP! I!

 

[Photoman15]

Spocks' force choke is reflected back at him by the metals in Jabba the Hutts' poo.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy; That screen, 256 colours?
Kirk; Yeah, 2Mhz chip, 10MB hard drive, you need the cutting edge out here.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Where's the keyboard? How are you typing that?"
Kirk smiles.

McCoy: "In a Nigerian bank, huh? Can I get a piece of that action?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy; So they finally bumped you down to a Romulan war surplus computer eh? That's what happens when you fry the main computer with your "primary function" routine again.

 

[Rat Boy]

The Squire of Gothos said:

McCoy; So they finally bumped you down to a Romulan war surplus computer eh? That's what happens when you fry the main computer with your "primary function" routine again.

Kirk: "I don't understand, Bones. I've tried every trick I know to get this computer to destroy itself, but nothing works."

McCoy: "That's because you forgot to plug it in."