TOS Caption Contest #49: I Have A Bad Feeling About This

[Shatmandu]

Male Prostitute #2, thinking: "Car payment coming up, mortgage due, gas bill overdue, need groceries, need meth, old lady needs abortion, car payment coming up, mortgage due, . . ."

Leo: "I. LOVE. PENAAAAAAAAAAAAS!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Well, it's not still The Red Hour, but what the fuck . . ." <unbuttons cloak>

 

[Rat Boy]

Decker (thinking): This fraternity initiation sucks.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock; Fascinating, they resemble closely the shape of stalactites and stalagmites found on planet Exo III.

 

[NathanielM]

Decker <thinking>: Oh GOD DAMN Landru's Strapon REALLY HURTS!

 

[NathanielM]

Spock: Yeah but it has not been seven years for my Pon Far! And Stonn was hung better than those little things.

Kirk: OW Damn it Landru must you use the anal probe? It REALLY hurts Landru!

McCoy: Damn it Landru I'm a Doctor, not a Sex Object!

Sulu: "nah nah NAH nah NAN Nah,. You Anal probe doesn't hurt. And you can't seduce me with Carl Spock's Crack Pipes."

 

[Drob]

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[Outpost4]

DrBob said:

Spock: Intergalactic championship limbo bar inspector.

And/Or

Spock hiding underneath the conference room table to avoid another boring powerpoint slideshow.

And/Or

Nimoy is hoping he doesn't get the shitty end of the stick in the new Trek movie.

And/Or

Spock: "Hot Carl? No, I swear was just looking up my brother Carl's name on the urbandictionary."

And/Or

Spock: "So that's where the Captain keeps his logs!"

I had to look up "hot carl" in the Urban Dictionary. Here's the link. DrBob! You wouldn't happen to be related to Shatmandu, would you?

 

[Drob]

I had to look up "hot carl" in the Urban Dictionary. Here's the link. DrBob! You wouldn't happen to be related to Shatmandu, would you?

I hope not. "I Have A Bad Feeling About This" probably tells you that even Shatmandu is worried about some of the jokes.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Pretzel sticks, Dr. Bob. They are just pretzel sticks."

 

[Classic Fan]

In an attempt to copy Doctor Whos success, Star Trek created its very own Dalek type monster. The Cigar Smoking Budget Cutters was, alas, the least successful episode.

 

[NathanielM]

Robed Archon on left: AHH AHHH AHH AHHHCCHOO! (KERPOW) Oh Shit Not again!

Robed Achon on Right: "Goddamn it George, this is the third time you have done this during absorbtion... How many times have I told you to lay off sniffing the burning herbal inscence in the temple. We'd better find his head quick or Landru is going to be Pisssed!"

(LOLOLOLOLOL!!!)

 

[Rat Boy]

Data was having trouble deciding which length he should upgrade to.

 

[Outpost4]

4th of July wiener eating contests are totally different in the 23rd century.

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "...and you put in there. Any questions, class?"

 

[M'Sharak]

Brodie [off camera]: Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?

 

[Shatmandu]

Scene from Bravo Channel's upcoming reality series "George Takei Finds a New Personal Assistant."

Lindsey: "Jeez, how many breathalizer tests to I have to take, anyway?"

 

[Shatmandu]

George at twenty-five: "Both! Right fucking NOW!!"

George at sixty: "One of you needs to come here. The other one, you go huff lighter fluid and watch that suffocation porn for a few, unkay?"

 

[Outpost4]

The stuntmen always fought it out to see who would get the speaking role.

 

[Outpost4]

"They say be good to folks on your way up because you'll see them again on your way back down. Well, they're right."