TOS Caption Contest #49: I Have A Bad Feeling About This

[Rat Boy]

Data with the emotion chip off.

Data with the emotion chip on.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock, 0.5 seconds before diarrhoea struck.

 

[Rat Boy]

Gorn: "Go ahead, try to use those sticks on me. I dare you."

Picard: "This is how you torture people on this planet?"

 

[cooleddie74]

LAWGIVERS: "Landru sentences you to death by Giant Slim Jims...any final words before delicious, meaty sentence is carried out?"

 

[scottydog]

Darth Vadar: "Jean-Luc, I'm your father."

Picard: "Who's your daddy?"

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Rat Boy said:

I see your schwartz is as big as mine. But do you know how to use it?

 

[Rat Boy]

The infighting in the Democratic Presidential Campaign just sunk to a whole new level.

Janeway: "You think that's supposed to frighten me? Honey, I haven't had anything like that shoved in my face in the last seven years."

Kirk: "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandru!"

Mirror Spock: "Mister Sulu, your attempts at sucking up to me have failed, though the forked part was a nice touch."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Those are, I believe, gentlemen...the BIGGEST f'ing blunts and fatties I have ever seen."

 

[M'Sharak]

Nerys Myk said:

Zachary Quinto's first day on set is ruined by a over zealous TOS fanboy shouting "You're not Spock!"

A spokesman for Warped9 later declined to comment on the incident.

 

[cooleddie74]

"No.

I'm afraid I do not have a lighter."

 

[Rat Boy]

Dalek: "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"

Spock: "Gentlemen, I believe you are on the wrong show."

Dalek: "Oh. A-POLO-GIZE!"

Leonides: "This...is...Landruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Carl Spock: "Look, if you don't like the new beard, fine, but get those shotguns up out of my grill."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I would inquire if those were of the Hickory or Mild varities...but I am a vegetarian."

 

[Rat Boy]

The real reason Commodore Decker marooned the crew of the Constellation? They wouldn't stop teasing him with their extra-large "Planet Killer" Slim Jims.

 

[Outpost4]

"Mr. Spock, I'd heard rumors of your unique anatomy but I had no idea..."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock might have had the strength of ten men but he also had a glass jaw.

 

[Shatmandu]

An unrevealed facet of TOS alien physiology: Vulcan turds float on air.

Kirk: "I was <slap> checking the <slap> inseam on Chekov's <slap> trousers for compliance with <slap> regulations, understand?"

 

[Shatmandu]

NBC regretted their marketing crossover of 1966: "NBC Stars in NBA Locker Rooms."

Spock: "Miss Uhura's quarters is two doors down, gentlemen."

 

[Rat Boy]

Lawgiver: "Uh, look, when I said 'You come,' I didn't mean that."

 

[Phantassm]

Logically, I am not into beastiality.

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[Shatmandu]

Phantassm said:

Logically, I am not into beastiality.

Big-Dicked Horse-Person #2: "It's about to be into you, asswipe."