TOS Caption Contest #49: I Have A Bad Feeling About This

[terranova]

Spock was about to experience the Starfleet steamer.

Kirk was a bit insulted that he was second choice after Peter Petrelli to stop Sylar, but he took to the role with aplom.

 

[Bad_Will_Riker]

<3 Maxi Mounds!

*snip*

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"My Vulcan physiology can tolerate extremes of heat, roasting me would be illogical"

ZZZZIIIPPPP!

"Oh!"

"Admiral, it appears we neglected to bring some baby humpbacks"

While Kirk thought he was experienced with all aspects of Vulcan culture, the sight of Spock turning from Robert Picardo into Martin Short sent him into a dead faint.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Very few had witnessed the Vulcan ritual of Ear Farr, where every 10 years Vulcans had to have their ears Vulcanised and syringed.

Kirk always loved 'Hit spock with a fish' day.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Rather predictably, there was one crew member more than happy with the situation.

 

[Outpost4]

^ Damn. And I just finished doing this photoshop. Oh well, at least I can add it to the mix.

Left? Right? Left? Right?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Outpost4 said:
^ Damn. And I just finished doing this photoshop

Mwahahahaha! Specially for Joe's caption contests, I upgraded from MS Paint to Paint.net. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure it would have been a repeat of the Doomsday Machine/joint debacle

 

[NathanielM]

<First robed guy> So is the liquid shit in a good mood tonight?

<Second robed guyy> I hope so...

<both together> Hose'em! <gurrgle gurgle> SPLUT!

Spock: It is illogical to threanen me with being doused in... AAAAAAAGH!

Kirk: Damn it Spock what have I told you time and time agaih. You and Checkov... never EVER take a cookie from my #!^$ plate when I am on my bridge mister! Damn you! DAAAAMN YOU!!

 

[Outpost4]

At the Acadamy, Sulu passed his oral exam with flying colors.

 

[scottydog]

We can tell which Sulu spits and which Sulu swallows....

This thin Sulu obviously spits.

This fat Sulu obviously swallows.

 

[Outpost4]

Takei thought he was trying out for Twin Peaks, not twin twinks.

 

[blakbyrd]

Kirk: "What'd the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!"

 

[Outpost4]

Unfortunately this was a particularly inopportune moment for Spock to arch an eyebrow.

 

[Woulfe]

Spock : No, it's far too easy to stick a dick joke in here, or two, or twenty, or fourty two....

Kirk : * Smack * How.... many.... times.... must.... I.... tell.... you.... the.... dick.... jokes.... never.... get.... old * Smack *

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "C'mon, just one hit."

Carl Spock: "Not that kind of hit!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Sick of Nimoy's fan base, Shatner instructed the film crew to smear Vaseline over Nimoy's section of the lens.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Fascinating."

Kirk: "Oh dear God, no!"

McCoy: "Sweet Jesus!"

Sulu: "Go ahead, do your worst!"

 

[cultcross]

*Smack* Dammit Spock, focus!

 

[Rat Boy]

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Joe and Spock discuss the choice of pictures for this week's caption contest.