TOS Caption Contest #47: Extras! Extras!

[Outpost4]

When Chekov said let's suck face, he meant suck face.

 

[Bad Atom]

"Gray skies are gonna clear up
Put on a happy face
Wipe off the clouds and cheer up
Put on a happy face

Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
That you decided to smile

Pick out a pleasant outlook
Stick out that noble chin
Wipe off that full-of-doubt look
Snap on a happy grin

Spread sunshine all over the place
And just put on a happy
Put on a happy face!"

 

[Tim]

CHEKOV: My little Pushkin would love to go Raskolnikov on her.
SULU: I'd rather you did it to me, Pavel...

 

[M'Sharak]

^ Or...

SULU: Ye-- wait... is Raskolnikov something given or something received?

 

[terranova]

By season 3, the crew had gotten used to Kirk's method of interviewing new yeomen.

 

[Gertch]

The bridge crew, once excited about Mr Spock performing free breast exams, were growing more annoyed with the lack of - exposure.

 

[Outpost4]

The bridge crew was appalled that the yeoman was working through the ship from the keel on up.

 

[Classic Fan]

While Sulu checked out the chiseled jaw of the relief science officer, Chekov was focussing on the uniqueness of the female of the species from Mamaryerotica Epsilon IV, in which the feamles sported a perfect second set of breasts on their shoulder blades.

 

[Outpost4]

Everyone could tell it from the handwriting that it was McCoy who had taped the "Kick Me" sign onto the yeoman's back.

 

[paustin]

she who smelt it, dealt it

 

[Outpost4]

^ good one

 

[Shatmandu]

Yeoman, thinking: "Hmmm. My choices are a Russian twerp, a Japanese stiff, and an American who can't speak? I think I'll turn gay . . ."

 

[Shatmandu]

Yeoman: ". . . six-eight-four-one."
Sulu: "Okay. And your brother's area code?"

Thin, tinny-sounding music: "It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men, Amen! . . ."

 

[NathanielM]

scottydog said:
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Yeoman (Thinking): Did I forget to put on my panties?

 

[NathanielM]

Outpost4 said:

[image]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/shatmandu2/theperfectwoman.jpg[/image]


Look its Wayne Newton's daughter! (after he had too many face lifts and his wife concieved)

 

[NathanielM]

Outpost4 said:
[image]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/shatmandu2/SirRhosisrules.jpg[/image]

The Yeoman farted on the bridge and is afraid to move.

 

[NathanielM]

[image]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/shatmandu2/SirRhosisrules.jpg[/image]

[image]

A long FART sound echos down the corridor....

Woman: "Oh my god, that smells horrible!"

Ensign: "Yea, Commander Spock Forgot to turn on the fan in the lavatory again!"

 

[Outpost4]

Let me post these for you, NathanielM.

NathanielM said:

scottydog said:

Yeoman (Thinking): Did I forget to put on my panties?

NathanielM said:

Outpost4 said:

Look its Wayne Newton's daughter! (after he had too many face lifts and his wife concieved)

NathanielM said:

Outpost4 said:

The Yeoman farted on the bridge and is afraid to move.

NathanielM said:

A long FART sound echos down the corridor....

Woman: "Oh my god, that smells horrible!"

Ensign: "Yea, Commander Spock Forgot to turn on the fan in the lavatory again!"

 

[NathanielM]

the last one is the very first image with the smoke!


By the way look close at the one with the blond yeoman and you can see her perky nipples!

WOOT!


Nathaniel

 

[Outpost4]

OK, I've gone back and corrected that for you.