Hiya, folks.
Nice trip down memory lane this week. Carl Spock, Diamond Jim Kirk, The Reverend Doctor Lennie McCoy, and their ilk got canonized, which can't be bad. Special thanks to Sir Rhosis for keeping track, and suggesting a few, of the names.
This is a fun thing. I can always count on these threads to give me a chuckle, especially lately as I try to train a few unprepared, uninterested people at work. Thanks for the laughs.
The folks who gave me something to think about while explaining that Excel was not the same as Word Perfect were Outpost4, getting his SEVENTH win, with:
. . . and Adan Ihle takes two in a row, though not the same way Sulu does, with:
Congratulations to both. I just realized that these winners were exactly the same two who won last week! I, apparently, like the cut of your jib, gents.
One of this week's time-killers was suggested by Ohio's favorite son Sir Rhosis, and the other is a steal from the "Charlie X" thread:
I don't think we've done one of these without having one of the "Big Three" in the screencap. Fuck 'em.
Joe, jib-cutter
TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners
Laughing Vulcan (2x), jayrath, scottydog (2x), Gertch (2x), Guartho, Tristan, TBonz (2x), Woulfe, terranova, Rat Boy, Battrekker, AlphaTrionTJW, M'Sharak, Galleywest, Outpost4, Quo Vadimus, all y'all, cooleddie74, FishDS9, Nerys Myk and TigerOfDarkness, scottydog (3x) and Rat Boy (2x), Outpost4 (2x) and TBonz (3x), Rat Boy (3x) and commodore64, Rat Boy (4x!) and Noname Given, DeafPoet and The Tone, scottydog (4x!) and Nerys Myk (2x) & Redfern, The Tone (2x) and DrBob and cooleddie74 (2x) and Gertch (3x) and Shatmandu and Outpost4 (3x) and The Laughing Vulcan (3x) and Tharpdevenport and ancient and Woulfe (2x), cakes516 and Adam Ihle, Nerys Myk (3x) and cooleddie74 (3x), Tharpdavenport and Outpost4 (4x), Rat Boy (5x!) and Nerys Myk (4x), The Squire of Gothos and Nerys Myk (5x!), Gertch (4x) and Turbo, scottydog (5x!) and Rat Boy (6!!)and cooleddie74 (4x), Tharpdavenport (2x) and goldbug, The Laughing Vulcan (4x) and The Squire of Gothos (2x), The Squire of Gothos (3x), and galleywest (2x), Adam Ihle (2x) and DrBob(2x), DrBob (3x!) and Classic Fan, Outpost4 (5x!) and Tim M and Gertch (5x!) and DrBob (4x!!), Haggis and Tatties and A Beaker Full Of Death, Adam Ihle (3x!) and Outpost4 (6x!!), Adam Ihle (4x!) and Outpost4 (7x!!)!!
Nice trip down memory lane this week. Carl Spock, Diamond Jim Kirk, The Reverend Doctor Lennie McCoy, and their ilk got canonized, which can't be bad. Special thanks to Sir Rhosis for keeping track, and suggesting a few, of the names.
This is a fun thing. I can always count on these threads to give me a chuckle, especially lately as I try to train a few unprepared, uninterested people at work. Thanks for the laughs.
The folks who gave me something to think about while explaining that Excel was not the same as Word Perfect were Outpost4, getting his SEVENTH win, with:
Outpost4 said:
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Once every seven years a Vucan farts.
. . . and Adan Ihle takes two in a row, though not the same way Sulu does, with:
Adam Ihle said:
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And so Pavel learned that day to not lean against the hole in the wall by the door to Sulu's quarters.
Congratulations to both. I just realized that these winners were exactly the same two who won last week! I, apparently, like the cut of your jib, gents.
One of this week's time-killers was suggested by Ohio's favorite son Sir Rhosis, and the other is a steal from the "Charlie X" thread:


I don't think we've done one of these without having one of the "Big Three" in the screencap. Fuck 'em.
Joe, jib-cutter
TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners
Laughing Vulcan (2x), jayrath, scottydog (2x), Gertch (2x), Guartho, Tristan, TBonz (2x), Woulfe, terranova, Rat Boy, Battrekker, AlphaTrionTJW, M'Sharak, Galleywest, Outpost4, Quo Vadimus, all y'all, cooleddie74, FishDS9, Nerys Myk and TigerOfDarkness, scottydog (3x) and Rat Boy (2x), Outpost4 (2x) and TBonz (3x), Rat Boy (3x) and commodore64, Rat Boy (4x!) and Noname Given, DeafPoet and The Tone, scottydog (4x!) and Nerys Myk (2x) & Redfern, The Tone (2x) and DrBob and cooleddie74 (2x) and Gertch (3x) and Shatmandu and Outpost4 (3x) and The Laughing Vulcan (3x) and Tharpdevenport and ancient and Woulfe (2x), cakes516 and Adam Ihle, Nerys Myk (3x) and cooleddie74 (3x), Tharpdavenport and Outpost4 (4x), Rat Boy (5x!) and Nerys Myk (4x), The Squire of Gothos and Nerys Myk (5x!), Gertch (4x) and Turbo, scottydog (5x!) and Rat Boy (6!!)and cooleddie74 (4x), Tharpdavenport (2x) and goldbug, The Laughing Vulcan (4x) and The Squire of Gothos (2x), The Squire of Gothos (3x), and galleywest (2x), Adam Ihle (2x) and DrBob(2x), DrBob (3x!) and Classic Fan, Outpost4 (5x!) and Tim M and Gertch (5x!) and DrBob (4x!!), Haggis and Tatties and A Beaker Full Of Death, Adam Ihle (3x!) and Outpost4 (6x!!), Adam Ihle (4x!) and Outpost4 (7x!!)!!