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TOS Caption Contest #47: Extras! Extras!

Shatmandu

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Hiya, folks.

Nice trip down memory lane this week. Carl Spock, Diamond Jim Kirk, The Reverend Doctor Lennie McCoy, and their ilk got canonized, which can't be bad. Special thanks to Sir Rhosis for keeping track, and suggesting a few, of the names.

This is a fun thing. I can always count on these threads to give me a chuckle, especially lately as I try to train a few unprepared, uninterested people at work. Thanks for the laughs.

The folks who gave me something to think about while explaining that Excel was not the same as Word Perfect were Outpost4, getting his SEVENTH win, with:

Outpost4 said:
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Once every seven years a Vucan farts.

. . . and Adan Ihle takes two in a row, though not the same way Sulu does, with:

Adam Ihle said:
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And so Pavel learned that day to not lean against the hole in the wall by the door to Sulu's quarters.

Congratulations to both. I just realized that these winners were exactly the same two who won last week! I, apparently, like the cut of your jib, gents.

One of this week's time-killers was suggested by Ohio's favorite son Sir Rhosis, and the other is a steal from the "Charlie X" thread:

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I don't think we've done one of these without having one of the "Big Three" in the screencap. Fuck 'em.

Joe, jib-cutter

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

Laughing Vulcan (2x), jayrath, scottydog (2x), Gertch (2x), Guartho, Tristan, TBonz (2x), Woulfe, terranova, Rat Boy, Battrekker, AlphaTrionTJW, M'Sharak, Galleywest, Outpost4, Quo Vadimus, all y'all, cooleddie74, FishDS9, Nerys Myk and TigerOfDarkness, scottydog (3x) and Rat Boy (2x), Outpost4 (2x) and TBonz (3x), Rat Boy (3x) and commodore64, Rat Boy (4x!) and Noname Given, DeafPoet and The Tone, scottydog (4x!) and Nerys Myk (2x) & Redfern, The Tone (2x) and DrBob and cooleddie74 (2x) and Gertch (3x) and Shatmandu and Outpost4 (3x) and The Laughing Vulcan (3x) and Tharpdevenport and ancient and Woulfe (2x), cakes516 and Adam Ihle, Nerys Myk (3x) and cooleddie74 (3x), Tharpdavenport and Outpost4 (4x), Rat Boy (5x!) and Nerys Myk (4x), The Squire of Gothos and Nerys Myk (5x!), Gertch (4x) and Turbo, scottydog (5x!) and Rat Boy (6!!)and cooleddie74 (4x), Tharpdavenport (2x) and goldbug, The Laughing Vulcan (4x) and The Squire of Gothos (2x), The Squire of Gothos (3x), and galleywest (2x), Adam Ihle (2x) and DrBob(2x), DrBob (3x!) and Classic Fan, Outpost4 (5x!) and Tim M and Gertch (5x!) and DrBob (4x!!), Haggis and Tatties and A Beaker Full Of Death, Adam Ihle (3x!) and Outpost4 (6x!!), Adam Ihle (4x!) and Outpost4 (7x!!)!!
 
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Kirk, off-screen: "I'm finished with you, Yeoman. You now belong to the bridge crew."



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"I Have No Mouth, And I Must Blow"
 
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Yeoman thinking I wonder if I can get away with letting a sneaky one go. No one will ever notice. They'll blame Scotty anyway, what with all the neeps and tatties he eats. What the hell are neeps and tatties anyway? Anyway here goes

FFFRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!

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Phew, I don't think anyone noticed.


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Kirk: "Anyway, I told her that if she didn't wipe that stupid look off her face, I'd do it for her. I think I may have overdone it. Can you do anything Bones?"
 
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Yeoman Fugsalaht remembers previously dropping her stylus, and the cold Russian hand that followed.
 
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Sulu: "Now that I have the remote to the captain's personal sex droid, let's see what this baby can do."


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McCoy: "Dammit, Christine, this is why we don't let you do plastic surgery around here!"
 
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SULU:"Pavel...is it just me, or does Yeoman Stepford give you the creeps?"

CHEKOV:"All she ever says is...I love my verk."
 
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Having just bought it, Sulu still didn't know how to use his iPhone's camera feature, thus missing the perfect photo op.
 
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Tho rare in the 23rd century, transporter accidents such as the example of the woman who's left buttock and face were interchanged, do happen.
 
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Yeoman Atkins had heard the expression "feeling eyes on the back
of your neck" before, but try as she might, she just couldn't recall
anything about the eyes having vodka on their breath.
 
I can't joke around with the no-face woman. That image is the single most frightening one I've ever seen in my life. I couldn't sleep as a child after seeing that scene.
 
I, too, had nightmares about that crewman as a kid. But I can joke about most anything.

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The yeoman learned the hard way to never let Kirk give you a hickey.
 
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The real reason Star Trek was cancelled: the make-up was starting to have unfortunate side effects.
 
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