TOS Caption Contest #45: After the Lovin' . . .

[pookha]

spock you taste like a penny..

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "No, serious, I was in the original Transformers movie."

Woman: "Get the hell out of here!"

Nimoy: "No really, I was!"

Woman: "Well, you're no Josh Duhamel."

Nimoy: "Ouch."

 

[Shatmandu]

Zarabeth, thinking: "If he does this 'Got-Your-Nose!' thing one more time, I'm gonna ditch him and start fucking the old hick doctor."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I'd like to introduce you to my only former lover . . ."

Carl: "Kiss the ruby ring, beeyotch."

 

[Outpost4]

pookha said:

spock you taste like a penny..

Spock, you taste like Penny.

 

[Shatmandu]

Rand: ". . . but I had those lesions growing on my legs before we ever came down here . . ."

 

[Woulfe]

Rand * Sobbing * : Oh it was horrible, awful ! * Sobbing *

Kirk : Don't worry Rand, McCoy Will find a cure, I'm sure....

Rand : I don't mean that, I mean your acting in The Omega Glory, god you were really chewing the scenery there.....

Kirk * Really long drawn out pause * : That bad, eh ?

Spock : On Vulcan, this is foreplay, trust me.....

- W -
* Sorry, I just had to do it after watch TOG over the weekend *

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Please remove your garments and prepare for intercourse."

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Rand: I know I told you to look at my legs, but what I really want to show you is my 9 inch c*ck.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Love means never having to always beam back to the ship at the exact same time..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Here...smell my index finger. I ate corn last night."

 

[Classic Fan]

Kirk: "Awwwww, your show was cancelled. Come onto ours, im sure Frieberger wont mind, and were in technicolour, fuck that black and white pish."

 

[Rat Boy]

Thanks to the effects of traveling thousands of years into the past, Spock could now appreciate the "Pull my finger" joke.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bones was right, Janice...with that new shampoo, you DON'T have any more unsightly dandruff!"

 

[Ihlecreations]

Having disproved the myth earlier in the season, Takei felt the caucasian members of the cast should "apologize" by hugging "him" every morning.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Forget

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Don't worry, dear: if we get hungry, we can simply eat the doctor."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Ruth? Bob Ruth? Is that you? What are you doing here on this planet, with the rabbit and the tiger and the TV antenna?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: "You promise, no Polaroids?."
Zarabeth: "...I promise,No Polaroids"

 

[cooleddie74]

Skin so touchably soft...you'll momentarily forget you're stranded 5,000 years in the past in a frigid wilderness with no way to get back home.

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