TOS Caption Contest #45: After the Lovin' . . .

[The Squire of Gothos]

When Spock punched a woman in the face, he did it so softly.

 

[BriGuy]

Chocolate covered pretzels always put Zarabeth at ease.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Annoucer: "Spock rounds first and he's headed to second..."

 

[scottydog]

Zarabeth: Your THUMB is bifurcated, too??

 

[CaptainJon]

The date didn't go as well as Jim had hoped when all she gave him was a hug.

Meanwhile, Spock got a little bit more action.

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "Daddy's got what you like, baby."

 

[BriGuy]

There is an accumulation of dry mucous in your nasal passage. Here, let me retrieve it for you.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk suddenly realized he was dancing with a mop.

Spock:"Here smell this, I told you, you're not fresh!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk hated it when it was Spock's choice for "Dress-Up Night"

 

[Shatmandu]

Rand: "It'll grow back; you'll see."

 

[Drob]

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[tharpdevenport]

Can I get a Carl Spock afro/glasses head? With a white (.bmp) background?

 

[battrekker]

There you go.

DrBob said:

Spock: "Hey baby, why are you so quiet now?"

Zarabeth: "Dekause, dur pros-en gin-gers, dar tuck to by tung!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Here, you still have a little Dirty Sanchez, let me get that for you."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Yeoman... your PHASER... is... diggingintomyhip!"

"Mmm... I came unarmed, as per your orders, Captain!"

 

[Outpost4]

For a guy who was over 100 years old, Spock still had a lot to learn about making out.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Your hair cut me!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"The old Earth tradition is 'puff, puff, PASS.' Passing is essential."

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Thanks for the win...:thumbsup:

Spock" That's it, breath easy..You fainted....

Zarabeth" (Groan)..Oh Mr Spock, that was horrible(Starts to sob)".

Spock" And he even had the cheek to call it a valentine to the fans"

(Sound of deflating and air escaping)

Kirk" Oh my!!!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Ear!"