TOS Caption Contest #45: After the Lovin' . . .

[PowderedToastMan]

"Even with a wig, my answer is still no Mr. Sulu"

Although less known, the Vulcan Breast Pinch is equally as effective

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk (thinking): Think Jim. Think. There has to be a way out of this. Wait a sec.
I'm the Captain! One set of transfer orders coming right up!!! Jimmy, you still got it!

 

[Outpost4]

caption for both pictures:

It was still anybodies game in the Bag A Blond competition.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner (thinking): Why do my fans keep sending me wigs?

 

[terranova]

No one on set had the heart to tell Bill that he was acting with a mop.

Spock: Gentlemen do prefer blondes, logically.

 

[tharpdevenport]

It was then that Kirk realized the herb was working and yes -- yes his penis was alive. Alive and well.

 

[Drob]

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[Nerys Myk]

Kirk loved Cousin It, but he knew it couldn't last.

 

[Outpost4]

DrBob said:

Rand: (Sobbing) "But... this is my real hair!"

Kirk: "Oh god no !!!"

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Spock: "Mmmmm yes, those chicken pieces you prepared earlier are finger lickin' good."

 

[Outpost4]

When Roddenberry realized a wig could stand in for Whitney, her days were numbered.

 

[Outpost4]

Once every two years an attack of Pon Shoff drives Vulcan males to cop a quick feel.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: Go on, kiss her. I've always wanted to be in a manage toi....

 

[Gertch]

scottydog said:

Spock: Go on, kiss her. I've always wanted to be in a manage toi....

Awesome!

Why am I thinking of Cartman now...?

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk was in shock after seeing Rand's armpits for the first time and realizing it wasn't a wig.

 

[Outpost4]

Before his date with Christine, Spock practiced first on a mannequin.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Your middle name is Sasquatch?

 

[Hambone]

Zarabeth: Well I'll be damned. It does smell like fish!

 

[MGagen]

Rand: "Don't feel bad, Captain. It happens to every guy at some time or another....

 

[cooleddie74]

"It'll be alright, Janice...I'm sure the rabbit died for ANOTHER reason. Maybe it was old."

ZARABETH:"Your doctor was right. Your fingers DO smell like his ass."

 

[scottydog]

After Roger Corby sewed the android's head on Kirk's shoulder, Kirk regretted telling him that he "wanted more head."