TOS Caption Contest #42: Awkward Moments

[BriGuy]

And look what they did to Mr. Bigglespock!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spoiler: The Sopranos

After 300 years, Spock was still waiting for a definitive end to the Sopranos.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock's attempt at getting the Senior discount at Denny's was doomed from the start.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"I have powdered my nose as you suggested, however I still need to urinate."

 

[Ssosmcin]

CHARLIE: "I need an adult! I need an adult!"

 

[Hambone]

KIRK: "Uncle! Say Uncle! SAY IT!!!"
CHARLIE: "Why do they always go for the nipple?"
KIRK: "Okay punk, you asked for it...TITTY TWISTER!!!"
CHARLIE: "There's no 'right way' to pinch a nipple."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Watch the hair! ... WATCH THE HAIR!

 

[Outpost4]

The third season aged everyone, cast and crew.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, off-screen: "Ahem. When I asked you to go over the birds and the bees with him, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind . . ."

Chapel entered Spock's quarters without knocking and discovered his preference for Andorian women.

 

[Outpost4]

Carl Ramone turns 60.

 

[Gertch]

It wasn't until Spock performed the breast meld on Chapel that he learn just how frigid she really was.

 

[cooleddie74]

"'Are Vulcans succeptible to excessively dry skin and scalp'?

Why do you ask, Doctor?"

 

[CaptainJon]

Kirk: "How many times have I told you not to make jokes about the captain's log?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "I'm sorry Charlie, my patented flying leg kick doesn't usually connect with my opponent's nuts."

 

[Classic Fan]

After recieving his limited edition Charlie X sleeping bag, Kirk discovered he had ordered the X-small rather than the X-large. It was too late, though, as he had already managed to get both legs in.

How many Kirks can you fit in a freak kid?

 

[Outpost4]

To increase safety, Starfleet began requiring SteelHair™ helmets for landing parties.

 

[cooleddie74]

"No, Doctor.

I do NOT use Earth cocaine. Why do you ask?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock (off-camera): "Uncle Dwayne?"

McCoy (off-camera): "Dwayne?"

Kirk: "I know how this looks..."

 

[cooleddie74]

The human starship commander deposits his seed in the rectal canal of the younger human male of indeterminate career and purpose, allowing the species to continue...

 

[SciFi75]

Charlie: (thinking) Why did I agree to wrestle with him? Damn! I looked! Okay, Charlie, think of something boring. Paneling. Yes, paneling is very boring. There's many kinds of paneling....and those damn tights he's wearing are so damn...tight. Oh, no, I looked again! Think, Charlie, close your eyes and think of something other than those tights and that bulge. Oh, damn! Paneling! Paneling!