TOS Caption Contest #42: Awkward Moments

[Outpost4]

When Moe Howard didn't want to participate in the reunion, Larry Fine called Nimoy.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Charlie, please trust me. Touching the insignias together will activate our Wonder Twin powers.

 

[T'Bonz]

How the hell did Santa stuff his fat ass up that chimney?

 

[Tim]

KIRK: I am not wearing flesh-colored panties!

SPOCK: No, Doctor, I did not spend any time in the next cave with George W. Bush.

 

[Ihlecreations]

I am dead serious Charlie, I was saving the red jelly beans for after dinner now spit them out!!!!!

 

[Outpost4]

There was no work for Captain Kangaroo on Vulcan.

 

[Outpost4]

Charles was not in charge.

 

[Outpost4]

Christine's "snow on the roof" remark was lost on Spock.

 

[Guartho]

Captain, I believe I was successful in ingratitating myself
with their leader, Lindsay Lohan. I have learned that
tonight they intend to attempt a daring jail-break to free
their spiritual leader, a girl named after an historic
hotel in the Federation Capital.

 

[CaptainJon]

Kirk (in annoying baby-talk): "Who's a good Charlie...who's a good Charlie?"

 

[Outpost4]

Charlie needed to work on his dancing before the Fireman's Ball.

- or -

Kirk: Black socks, Charlie? Black socks?"

- or -

Kirk: ...I'm the pitcher; you're the catcher...I'm the pitcher; you're the catcher...

 

[Classic Fan]

After finally getting to Christines Chappels 'lower deck', Spock soon discovered it had been long time since Roger Corby had been down there.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock soon discovered Grecian Formula, would not work on Vulcan's just like that "Just for Men" stuff Scotty had suggested.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Charlie : "More KY!!! More KYyy!!!!"

 

[Professor Moriarty]

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk- Thats the "nipple twist". Next we'll cover "the melvin"

 

[Outpost4]

^

Was last week's lesson the difference between "take down" and "go down"?

 

[DrBob]

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[Outpost4]

DrBob said:

Nimoy: "Welcome to the Winter Wonderland Mall Grotto. Would you like your photo taken with Santa for an additional $12.99?"

And/Or

Spock knew he was the coolest Vulcan on the planet.

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Kirk: "Charlie! Farting continously is not an effictive form of self-defense!"

And/Or

Kirk: "Ok Charlie, CPR training is over. Now it's time to practise mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"

 

[CaptainJon]

Kirk: "For the last time, I am NOT WEARING A THONG!"