TOS Caption Contest #42: Awkward Moments

[Shatmandu]

Hiya, folks.

Back on track this week. Not much time to contribute, though.

Adam Ihle and DrBob both hit their seconds wins with:

Adam Ihle said:

Takei once and for all dispells the myth about asian men.

DrBob said:

Bones: "Hey Barrows, I can dream up a white bikini and y'all can have a Neopolitan McCoy !"

Great stuff, folks!

This week's bits are:

Joe, who knows it will hurt







TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

Laughing Vulcan (2x), jayrath, scottydog (2x), Gertch (2x), Guartho, Tristan, TBonz (2x), Woulfe, terranova, Rat Boy, Battrekker, AlphaTrionTJW, M'Sharak, Galleywest, Outpost4, Quo Vadimus, all y'all, cooleddie74, FishDS9, Nerys Myk and TigerOfDarkness, scottydog (3x) and Rat Boy (2x), Outpost4 (2x) and TBonz (3x), Rat Boy (3x) and commodore64, Rat Boy (4x!) and Noname Given, DeafPoet and The Tone, scottydog (4x!) and Nerys Myk (2x) & Redfern, The Tone (2x) and DrBob and cooleddie74 (2x) and Gertch (3x) and Shatmandu and Outpost4 (3x) and The Laughing Vulcan (3x) and Tharpdevenport and ancient and Woulfe (2x), cakes516 and Adam Ihle, Nerys Myk (3x) and cooleddie74 (3x), Tharpdavenport and Outpost4 (4x), Rat Boy (5x!) and Nerys Myk (4x), The Squire of Gothos and Nerys Myk (5x!), Gertch (4x) and Turbo, scottydog (5x!) and Rat Boy (6!!)and cooleddie74 (4x), Tharpdavenport (2x) and goldbug, The Laughing Vulcan (4x) and The Squire of Gothos (2x), The Squire of Gothos (3x), and galleywest (2x), Adam Ihle (2x) and DrBob(2x)!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Uh, we're thousands of years in the past . . ."
McCoy: "That explains the aggression, not snorting coke off a hooker's tits."

Kirk: "I lied. It is going to hurt. A lot."

 

[Ssosmcin]

Spock: (sighs) "Gesundheit."

Kirk took it badly when he found out Charlie had Spock in his "Top 5."

 

[Rat Boy]

Three hours in the attic and Spock still couldn't find his dad's collection of Romulan erotica.

Kirk: "Wait a minute. Five seconds ago I was about to plow it to my new yeoman, now I'm here. Charlie, what have you done now?"

Charlie: "Don't mind me. Just continue what you were doing!"

 

[Kagan]

Dr. McCoy: (off-screen yelling) How the hell do you do that? You're the only green-blooded, son of a bitch that I know who eats powdered donuts that way.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Doctor, the tips of my penis are also quite frostbitten."

Off-Screen: "I'm Chris Hansen XXI of Dateline NBC, and I'd like to ask you a few questions. Could you have a seat on that stool right there . . ."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock needed to buy another bottle of Just For Men before his date with Christine.

Kirk: So you are ticklish!

 

[Outpost4]

After Star Trek, Nimoy tried out for the lead in Banachek but lost out to George Peppard.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Apparently, Doctor...reverting to the way my ancestors were 5,000 years ago also means my long-dormant psoriasis gene was reactivated. This would explain the legends about poor hair care in my planet's distant past."

KIRK:"HOLD STILL!!!

We're fifty light years from the nearest hookers or holographic sex games...so you'll have to suffice before I go totally space crazy!!"

 

[terranova]

Shanter: This is what happens when Takei is only contracted for half the season.

 

[cooleddie74]

SARPEIDON(TM) Hair Care Products.

Just because you're forced to live in an ice age wasteland 5,000 years in your own past doesn't mean you have to look like it.

Charlie was suspicious from the moment Captain Kirk said he wanted to play TWISTER but didn't produce a play mat.

 

[cultcross]

Spock proves that a Vulcan can eat a donut without licking his lips.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Good news, Doctor. Food may not be plentiful and palatable, but there is a cocaine mine large enough to stick one's head inside over there behind the big rock."

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Lenard Nimoy finds and opens Bill Shatner's acting Friends address book.

Shanter: You NEVER saw me put glue it on...DO YOU HEAR ME!!!.

 

[GMDreia]

Someone'll have to post this for me. I'm a noob.

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Spock: "I can't peek once it's in the oven? Not just for a moment?"

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Kirk, unlike Picard, has the huevos to put snivelling little precocious teen pipsqueaks in their place.

 

[UssGlenn]

Charlie: Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place...

 

[Gertch]

Here you go.

fascinoma said:
Someone'll have to post this for me. I'm a noob.

Spock: "I can't peek once it's in the oven? Not just for a moment?"

Kirk, unlike Picard, has the huevos to put snivelling little precocious teen pipsqueaks in their place.

Here's one from me.

Kirk: "What.is.it Charlie."
Charlie: "Your acting is KILLING me."

 

[Juggling]

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[Kagan]

Here you go...

Juggling said:

Yes. I did it. I tried lighting the pilot light in the dark.

Relax! This wont hurt... Me!

 

[GMDreia]

Here you go...

Juggling said:
Yes. I did it. I tried lighting the pilot light in the dark.

that's great