TOS Caption Contest #41: About Damned Time

[cooleddie74]

"Think THIS is somethin'...you should check out the underage brothel about four kilometers back that way!"

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Jim, remind me to tell you later about going down the rabbit hole.

 

[Rat Boy]

Takei: "Is it too late to audition for 'Spectre of the Gun?'"

McCoy: "...so, is it possible for me to play with your Muppets?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Think THIS is nice? You should see the Minuteman missile I conjured up in the meadow a couple of kilometers back that way!"

"They both have matching 'SOCK IT TO ME' tattoos on their asses, Jim! It's really freaky!"

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Yes, nice gun, but I was really thinking about a hockey team I once knew when it appeared. Now there were six shooters!

 

[DeafPoet]

McCoy: ...And get this Jim! They both fell for the 'I'm a doctor' routine. The native language of this planet must be Retarded!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Look what I found, sir!!

The gun used by John Wesley Hardin to shoot that guy...just for snoring!!"

 

[Hambone]

Barrows: Stop stroking it, it'll go off.
Sulu: I don't think I've ever been this happy!

 

[cooleddie74]

BARROWS:"Nice piece, Hikaru.

Shame you won't let me touch your other one."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: After a night with these two lovelies, the Rabbit will die!

 

[cooleddie74]

"You should see what the brunette does to the blonde when you clap your hands together! You'd swear they can't be artificially constructed!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Whiskey Lips Sulu: "You mess with one of Diamond Jim's ladies, then we gots problems, dig?"

McCoy: "What? I have needs, you know."

 

[Vagabond]

McCoy: Tonia, these girls have a triple dildo this long!

Barrows:!?! Sulu, give me that gun! I'm going to shoot that hick three-timing fucker.

Sulu: Mmmmmm. Dildo.

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Now let me think of John Wayne wearing a speedo and a green beret.

 

[cooleddie74]

"It has only one bullet left in the cylinder...

In an unrelated topic, where's that talking rabbit?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"If ya think THESE beauties are impressive, you should see the gigantic snack machine and soda dispenser they've got down there!!"

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: ...and Bambi here swallowed a sword this long.

 

[Noname Given]

Sulu: "Now I kill ALL STINKING CONG!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm gonna hold onto this...just in case any CHUDs or Omega Man zombies are on this planet."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Give 'em ten credits apiece, Jim, and you won't be feelin' anything from the crotch down to your kneecaps for a WEEK!!"