TOS Caption Contest #41: About Damned Time

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Sulu, you won't believe it. On this planet, it's the men's chests that are completely hairless.

 

[Ihlecreations]

Takei once and for all dispells the myth about asian men.

 

[Ihlecreations]

I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!

 

[Gertch]

Awesome work Adam Ihle. :thumbsup:

 

[MANT!]

terranova said:

On the amusment park planet, getting arrested by the police is enjoyable.

:thumbsup:

 

[Outpost4]

This week on Las Vegas...

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Look, Barrows, it's a sex...I mean, six shooter.

 

[Tim]

Yeoman Barrows' hopes were dashed when she realized that it really was a gun in Sulu's pocket...and he was apparently very happy to see it.

Dr. McCoy finally realizes his true calling...for the callgirls.

 

[BriGuy]

Once most of the known universe found out that to stop their breeding all they had to do was stop feeding them, the Tribbles had to find another way to get their kicks.

The crew would soon learn that the girl on the right is in fact a Klingon agent, when she screams out from the Tribbles biting her nipples.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Bones; Sulu, this planet we're stranded on does nothing but clone flirty, scantily clad women!

Sulu; Great! I'll, um, just go off behind those trees with this gun...

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Sulu-" Oooohhhhh, long , hard cold steal, oohh that bring back memories of that Stealy Dan"

Barrows-(silently)"I knew It"

McCoy-" Finaly some MDA!!"

Spoiler: MDA!!!

Mother, Daughter Action!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Sulu and Bones found quite unique ways of dealing with Shatmandu's absence from the TOS forum

 

[Outpost4]

Barrows: It never fails. You meet a smart, cute one and he's gay.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "Well, I'm not used to busting caps in men's asses . . ."

McCoy: "This yella one must be for you, Spock: her vagina looks like an old 20th century Earth electrical plug."

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: I remember one time when I was thirteen and got off six shots...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sulu: "... and one time, at cadet training, I stuck a gun barrel in my ass"

 

[Rat Boy]

Paging Dr. Freud. Paging Dr. Sigmund Freud.

McCoy: "As you can plainly see, the carpets don't match the drapes."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: The hairs were this long before I started nibbling. Yum, yum.

 

[Noname Given]

Yeoman Barrows: "Is that a rifle?"

Sulu: "No. This is my gun, it's for FUN!"

McCoy: "Damn! Who knew Hugh Hefner was a Star Trek fan. What a mansion!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Go ahead.

I dare you. Call me 'Tiny' again, bitch."