Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #308: Just a Country Doctor

[LeadHead]

Hey everyone! New contest time!

First up to the plate, we have the "Vulcan Superhero" Award, going to Laura Cynthia Chambers for:

"My illogical senses are tingling. Either Doctor McCoy is behaving irrationally or Captain Kirk is accompanying the away team to the planet's surface."

Next, we have the "Clever Hiding Places" Award, going to Mr. Laser Beam for:

Nimoy: How did my bike get up there? BILL....

Next, we have the "Pranks" Award, going to Tenacity for:

Kirk: "Bones what did you do?"
McCoy: "Yep, it's the old super glue on the display screen trick."
Spock: "I'm losing feeling in my arm."

Next, we have the "Kindness to All" Award, going to Triskelion for:

Spock: One of you going home disappointed would be illogical.

Next, we have the "Honest Voicemail" Award, going to captain crow for:

Spock: Lt. Uhura, please contact the Captain.

Uhura: Aye Sir.

Kirk's voice over bridge speakers: This is Captain Kirk's communicator. I'm unable to answer it right now because I'm either butt punching someone or boffing some hot person. Please leave your message and comm frequency after the beep. [beeeeeep]

Next, we have the "Some things never change in big cities" Award, going to Nerys Myk for:

FRED: What happen to the rest of the car?
RICKY: Lucy parked it on the street last night.

Next, we have the "Evacuation Alert" Award, going to Leviathan for:

COOLANT LEAK! (Somewhere, LaForge is rolling under a door)

Our Photoshop Award, goes to Nerys Myk for:

KIRK: And this is why we don't have food on the bridge.

There shall be 3 Tribbles Choice Awards!

First, JonnyQuest037 for:

SPOCK: "Now if you'll look closely, gentlemen, you'll see the comparative box office returns for the movies we directed. This bright cluster of stars represents the combined totals for The Search For Spock, The Voyage Home, and Three Men and a Baby. Captain, that extremely faint star in the distance represents the profits for The Final Frontier."

Second, Tharpdevenport for:

Spock: "I have pin pointed the source of the important sub space communication. It's right there, next to that blue thingy."

Kirk: "Oh. Wait -- isn't that the same image that's been up there for two years now?"

Spock: "And it's finally come in handy. If I were human I might cite the blind squirrel and a nut analogy. If I were human."

Third, Former Lurker for:

Aren't there five Beverly Hillbillies?


Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

Continuing our Character contests, lets spend some time with Doctor Leonard McCoy!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: (over comm) Enterprise here, Doctor. How was the wedding?

McCoy: We're going to need a coroner.

McCoy: Don't worry, Harry. This will only cause minor permanent side effects.

McCoy: No guns in the transporter room.

McCoy: WHY DON'T I EVER GET TO SIT IN THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR?!

McCoy: Good, you're not dead. I'll keep the mask on anyway.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: One to beam up.
SCOTTY: What about the Captain and Mister Spock.
MCCOY: Captain's dead. Spock's crazy and some old Vulcan bat's giving me the evil eye.
SCOTTY: Aye, one to beam up.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Take it easy, Gerrera. You don't wanna get hooked.

 

[JonnyQuest037]

There shall be 3 Tribbles Choice Awards!

First, JonnyQuest037 for:

SPOCK: "Now if you'll look closely, gentlemen, you'll see the comparative box office returns for the movies we directed. This bright cluster of stars represents the combined totals for The Search For Spock, The Voyage Home, and Three Men and a Baby. Captain, that extremely faint star in the distance represents the profits for The Final Frontier."

Whoo-ha! A Tribbles Choice Award! That's even better than a People's Choice Award --They multiply on your shelf! Thanks, LeadHead!

I'll work some new entries soon. Got to keep the streak alive!

 

[Orac]

Bones surreptitiously takes a photograph of T'Pring's bum for his collection.

Bones: I'll have that back now, those photographs are private.
Sarge: You sick pervert!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Sorry Sarge. There's no service here. You picked the wrong provider.
SARGE: I'm gonna punch that smug little punk Paul right in the glasses!

 

[alensatemybuick1]

McCoy: I DON"T GIVE A DAMN WHAT FRANZ JOSEPH SAYS, I'M TELLING YA, YOU'RE FACING THE BACK OF THE SHIP!!!

Spock: You're a doctor, not a draftsman.

 

[Orac]

Bones got Jaeger back for making him look like a dick on Gamma 2 by replacing his oxygen capsule with a used suppository.

 

[RandyS]

Bones: Say Yeager, I guess that laxative I gave you REALLY worked, huh?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

First up to the plate, we have the "Vulcan Superhero" Award, going to Laura Cynthia Chambers for:

"My illogical senses are tingling. Either Doctor McCoy is behaving irrationally or Captain Kirk is accompanying the away team to the planet's surface."

Didn't think that'd be the one out of all the others that won, but thanks!

Jaeger: "Polly want a cracker?"

***Does anyone else think that Jaeger looks like Bruce Greenwood (Kelvinverse Pike) in this picture?***

Spock's sudden interest in ventriloquism mystified everyone on the Enterprise...until they saw his dummy.

McCoy: "That's a communications device, not a toy!"
Officer: "Aw, come on. Not even one selfie?"

 

[Orac]

DAMMIT SPOCK ! IT'S MY TURN TO BE CAPTAIN KIRK!

 

[rcjames]

"McCoy to Enterprise. Emergency beam out! I think I've just put my back out..."

Kirk: "OK, you're coming with us Mudd."

Mudd: "But why?"

Kirk: "One corny episode with you was bad enough. We can't have another."

Mudd: "But I have sexbots!"

Kirk: *curious* "Sexbots you say?"

McCoy: I'll take that communicator. And the hat. Yeah the hat. I reckon i could pull that off."

McCoy: "Are you crazy, Spock? Get out of there. Jim will be pissed if you ruin his ass groove!"

McCoy: "For crying out loud, would you put that back on. Just because you're not wearing a redshirt doesn't mean you can't die down here."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: If you'd be so kind as to remove your knee from my testicles, I'd be grateful.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Chief Medical Officer's Log, Leonard McCoy recording: I have the strangest feeling that I am being watched. When I expressed my suspicions to the captain, he assured me there was nothing to worry about, then muttered something about heading to his dressing room for a moment.

DeForest Kelley's attempts to always stay in character during filming occasionally garnered a mixture of amusement and concern from his co-stars.

 

[Orac]

Bones: You green-blooded sonofabitch! I WAS WATCHING THAT!

 

[Noname Given]

Doctor McCoy: "WHAT IN THE HELL IS ILLOGICAL ABOUT PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS ON THE BRIDGE?!"

 

[Orac]

Bones: Karl, are you wearing your hair differently?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Mudd: "What's that? A deadly poison? A corrosive acid?"
McCoy: "Worse. A BeDazzler. MUA-HA-HA!"
Mudd: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

 

[Orac]

Jaeger: Do you smell that Doctor McCoy? A sweet odor like honey..