Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #301: Totally worth the wait.... right?

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! Sorry about the delays on this. So easy to not realize how many weeks have gone by.

First up to the plate, we have the "Plot Development" Award, going to Leviathan for:

Kirk: ...so then Archer wakes up and sees EVIL ALIEN SPACE-NAZI's



Next, we have the "Sony Appreciates the Hope for its Longevity" Award, going to 2takesfrakes for:

Whilst Spock tries his hand at Playstation's Lyra Hero ...

Uhura: "... pluck! Strum! Pluck - Pluck - Pluck! No! I meant strum! Pluck ..."



Next, we have the "What's your name again?" Award, going to Maurice for:

SHATNER: It's okay, Walter. I'm the star.
TAKEI: The name is George.
SHATNER: Who's George, Walter?



Next, we have the "Just so wrong" Award, going to Triskelion for:

Scotty: - because everybody knows, the sexiest lady is Enterprise with fully charged phaser bank.
Bartender: I'm cutting that guy off.



Next, we have the "Wait, WHAT?!" Award, going to Nerys Myk for:

KOENIG: Bye, George. Good luck with that Green Berets film.

NICHOLS: See you when you get back!

SHATNER: He's coming back?

Our Tribbles Award goes to Hux for:

KIRK: Bye Khan... I'm sure we won't meet again.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

How about a new contest?

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Confirmed, Captain. Talk radio has gone downhill.

McCoy: You okay, Jim?

Kirk: LeadHead left us laughing on the bridge for 3 months!

Daystrom: Think of it! A whole new computer system! Huge in size! Taking up 10 entire levels of your starship!

Kirk: Yeah, we were hoping fr something a little smaller then that.

Kirk: No, Spock. We don't need disguises.

Spock: (thinking) McCoy is never gonna let me live this one down.

 

[Cuhl]

Spock: "Right earring rule? What are you talking about?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: And what makes you think Lady Gaga is here?

KIRK: Call it a hunch.

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW Leadhead!

Spock: Logically, this earpiece is better suited for insertion into a more diminutive, human aural cavity, Captain.
Uhura: That mofo better pump his brake!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Are you telling me we can't detect the Romulans at all?"
Spock: "It's the new cloaking device, it screens EM, particle emissions, the lot. There might be minor subspace fluctuations from their engine manifold, but it's doubtful our sensors would pick them up, and if they did, it would sound like space whales humping, or a gravitic anomaly; anything but a Warbird."

Kirk: "Now this is an order. We are not to comply with any of Apollo's whims, requests or fancies. We shall deny him the worship he desires, and that should weaken his power, allow the ship to break free."
Scott: "Does that mean refusing the wine that he keeps offering us?"
Kirk: "Of course Scotty."
Scott: "Too late."

Kirk's first mindmeld threesome wasn't what he expected.

Guard 1: "The grand Axminster's harem is safe, impervious."
Guard 2: "With us two on the job, no one will be able to sneak past us."
Guard 1: "We are so going to get promoted."

McCoy: "You seem remarkably unconcerned about our predicament, Spock?"
Spock: "I believe concern will only be warranted when our host brings out a baseball bat, and starts expounding on 'enthusiasms'"

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: I'm telling you, Mister Spock would never wear an afro that size. You must be mistaken.
Spock: Word.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: So, who knew he'd be good at Greco-Roman wrestling?
MCCOY: You're an idiot.

SPOCK: A full security squad might have been a better idea for a landing party after all.
MCCOY: Ya think?!

 

[Nebusj]

Spock: ``The signal faded out before the disk jockey named the song, Captain.''
Kirk: ``Not good enough, Mister Spock.''

Kirk: ``Just because he's the god of medicine that's no excuse for him giving Scotty his booster shots.''

Daystrom: ``M-5 needs no food, no air, no toupee --- good Lord, Kirk, what's wrong with your hair?''

Kirk: ``They'll never spot us sneaking Christmas out from this side of Whoville.''

McCoy: ``We had to come while Guys and Dolls was in town? We couldn't wait for Book of Mormon?''
Spock: ``Not given the brevity of our projected lifespans.''

 

[bbjeg]

Guard: These uniforms were designed so no species would find us threatening.
Kirk: It works.

 

[Maurice]

Thanks for the win, "Walter".

SPOCK: Nothing, Captain. Miss Uhura is mistaken again. There is no distress signal.
UHURA: Did you remember to switch the earpiece on this time?
SPOCK: <beat, click> Just a moment, there it is. They must have paused transmission.

KIRK: How's Scotty?
SCOTT: Ach, I wasn't using that liver anyhoo...

DAYSTROM: And the Sur Snakes were THIS BIG!
KIRK: Sounds fishy.

KIRK: Pssst, how is it this tent is taller on the inside than the outside?
GUARD: Silence! Question not the magic of production design!

BONES: Luckily, I'm not ticklish.
SPOCK: Uh oh...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Well?"

Spock: "At first I assumed the lieutenant was using slang terminology when she told me to 'Stick it in your ear', but upon doing so I found she's right -- it's is uncomfortable."

"All right, you and Scotty go that way ad I'll take ensigh Starr."

 

[Catarina]

spock: I'm getting a message from from an oracle. They say put on an undershirt. You have man---boobies?

Kirk: My lady, let me take you where no statue..well..maybe once, has gone before.
Scotty: the last time I drink with the Captain. He's embarrassing me.

Nemoy: *thinking* he knows better than to show up on set with anything less than a crisp, smooth uniform. Look at him. getting the Roddenberry adjustment of shame.

 

[Catarina]

Kirk: Pst, Hey Ogrimmar called, the female Orcs want their style back. I told them you should keep it.

 

[T'Girl]

Scotty: "I'm starving."
McCoy: "Seems like we've been here for hours."
Chekov: "The service here is very slow."
Kirk: "Next time the waitress walks passed, trip her."

Kirk: "This again, tell the fan base that I'm the Captain and I can wear any damned colored skirt I want.

Kirk: "Has your Queen made a decision yet."
Guard: "Yes, you are to be released ... but first Snu Snu."

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[2takesfrakes]

... WooHOO!!! Thanks for the win >: )

DeForest: "Just look at me, Leonard ... this is supposed to be The Maltese Falcon and I'm still playing a country doctor. Talk about typecasting!"

Leonard: "... Yep. The script describes my character as some mysterious 'stranger' from 'out of town,' who just happens to have pointed ears and likes wearing his blue pyjamas all day."

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

"Captain, it appears that a Donald Trump has won something called the 'Presidency'"

New pictures show the aftermath of the Star Trek awards party after they win "Best Supporting Actor" for Shatner's Wig

"Kirk... I give you my word - that was not the Excalibur"

"But what was it?"

"A model... About this big in size"

"You know, they remind of Earth's Mongol era... KHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

"We'll just get Scotty to beam us up using the last known signal of our communicators, Spock"

"About that, Doctor, I may have accidentally given you the non operational training unit"

 

[MGagen]

Scotty: Uggggh! Me haggis is curdling.

Chekov: Keptain, I tink I'm going to blow chow!

Kirk: Gentlemen, next time we have a picnic on a tropical planet, let's remember to refrigerate the mayonnaise...

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "I don't understand why you're telling me this."
Daystrom: "My penis is this big, and I tell everyone."
Spock: "I do not see this as logical."
Daystrom: "That's because you're Vulcan, and Vulcans are hung like hamsters."
(spots someone across bridge)
Daystrom: "You there, I have something to tell you."

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