TOS Caption Contest #300: Good Times!

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Welcome to the "I have a love interest club". So, Irina Galliulin...good catch.

SULU: That was Chekov.

KIRK: Get out!

SULU: The Mirror me ogled Uhura...

KIRK: Nope...get out!!!!!!

 

[Noname Given]

William Shatner: "Okay, and then the Psychic said: 'In about 20 years, they'll replace your character with a British Shakespearian actor as Captain; Leonard Nimoy will be replaced by a character actor in Pancake makeup playing an artificial man; and the Bridge set of the U.S.S. Enterprise will be carpeted and look like a Hotel lobby.' I said, 'Yeah, right!' Hahahaha!"

 

[Finn]

Ensign: I should be on that bridge. That Klingon is still out there and I'm the best weapons officer the Keptin has

Sulu: You nailed it!

Uhura:I love it when you drive them away with that funeral chant!

Scotty: What's next, a robot serving me a drink?

 

[Triskelion]

Scotty: - because everybody knows, the sexiest lady is Enterprise with fully charged phaser bank.
Bartender: I'm cutting that guy off.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Ensign: I should be on that bridge. That Klingon is still out there and I'm the best weapons officer the Keptin has

Sulu: You nailed it!

Uhura:I love it when you drive them away with that funeral chant!

Scotty: What's next, a robot serving me a drink?

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;-)

 

[Drob]

Leonidas: DID. SOMEBODY. SAY. 300 ??!!

 

[LocutusCrusher]

What do you say we play

Spoiler: [Song] by [Artist]

"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley

, broadcast of the ship's whole PA system?

 

[hux]

Kirk: Once every seven years!

KIRK: We didn't bring a red shirt so you go first.

CHEKOV: Once every seven years.

SCOTTY: I know, right.

KIRK: Bye Khan... I'm sure we won't meet again.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Bye-bye, LeadHead! I'm sure we'll see you in a month..."

"Happy New Year's, lads."

"LeadHead? That's so 2015."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Leonidas: I. GOTTA. POOP!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

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