TOS Caption Contest #299: Captionpaw The Revenge!

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  1. LeadHead

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    Hello everyone! I know, it's been a long wait but how about we have a spooky contest to get things rolling again?


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Side effects include..." Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Conflict Resolution" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Pure Evil" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Exhibit A" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "NOT NOW JAMES!" Award, going to:

    Our Photoshop Award, goes to:


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    Two winners of this award, first we have...

    Next, we have...

    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

    Thank you everyone for your patience. It's so easy to think I just started a contest and not realize it's been much longer than that.

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    Enjoy!
     
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