TOS Caption Contest #279: Captionpaw

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Korob: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird..

Kirk: It's a plane...

Spock: Gentlemen, I believe it is SuperLeadHead with the next caption contest.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Shatner: "Bravo! Bravo!"

Doohan: "Applause isn't enough. We want opening credits."

Spock: "Captain, the atmosphere of this planet is having an unusual effect on your... um... postiche."

Kirk: "I have no idea what you're talking about, Spock, but there's nothing wrong with my butt."

Spock: "Captain, need I remind you of the comparative sensitivity of Vulcan ears?"

Uhura: "Definitely 'cranberry sauce,' sir."

Kirk: "You're both wrong, it's 'I buried Paul.' Play it again, Lieutenant."

Spock: "Sir, this is the 23rd century. We all agree that he is dead."

Kirk: "Alas, poor Yorick."

Spock: "Shut up, Jim."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Uhura: "LeadHead, this is Enterprise. Do you read? Repeat, this is Enterprise. Do you read? Enterprise to LeadHead. Please acknowledge."

Kirk: "What the devil is he doing? Playing line-by-line or something?"

Spock: "May I suggest a PM might be in order, Captain?"

Kirk: "We can do those?"

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: "LeadHead, this is Enterprise. Do you read? Repeat, this is Enterprise. Do you read? Enterprise to LeadHead. Please acknowledge."

Kirk: "What the devil is he doing? Playing line-by-line or something?"

Spock: "May I suggest a PM might be in order, Captain?"

Kirk: "We can do those?"

Uhura: I'm getting a reply... he's watching silly things like Captain Picards Make it so video and assorted holiday episodes.

Kirk: (laughs)

Spock: Captain?

Kirk: Bender as Santa Claus. Classic episode.

 

[LeadHead]

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