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[MANT!]

Firstly the ..

Winnahs!!!

Rand: "Tech Sgt. Chen?"
Sulu: "Oh! That's not right!"

Scotty always seemed to have more "extra parts" left over during the weekend shifts.

Bones: Captain, I must do a complete body scan on her! Should take about six hours.
Sulu: I really don't see what the point is, can't we go back to that civilization based on the Greeks again?
Kirk: You two beam back up, I'll take care of things down here.

Vulcan boy: "Enough of your 'child beauty pageants are illogical, especially for males.' Now that we know there's a decent cash prize, can't you be like Spork here and get with the program?"

Chopshop Winnah!

MCCOY: According to sensor readings, Captain, they are us!

Ok Kids...
Enjoy!

 

[Maurice]

BONES: No. You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out.

MOLL: He keeps yapping "no beach to walk on." Shoot 'im!

KIRK: Is it the xenopolycythemia?
BONES: No, it's sight of men dressed in tablecloths.

SPOCK: ONE little blue pill, not the whole bottle!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: A six foot rabbit, Bones? Did it leave any signs we can track?

BONES: Yeah, you're stepping in it.

MOLL: Dat's the joik who accosted me, Bruno!

BONES: Just pretend we don't know him, Spock.

KIRK: Dammit, Spock. You knew McCoy is plaidophobic!

MCCOY (os): Man Jim, when you get blue balls, you don't fool around.

SPOCK: There in lies the problem, Doctor. ( arches eye brow)

 

[NTRPRZ]

McCoy: Yuck. Rabbit poo.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy: Yeah you've got, I dunno, athlete's foot or something Jim. Beam back up, I'll keep the Yeoman company.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Oh no. I'm not falling for the shoelace is untied gag again."

Gangster: "Which one of these joiks knocked you up, Marta?"

Kirk: "If you're gonna wear shit like that, at least issue an epilepsy warning. "

McCoy os: "My scans tell me that we may have an Andorian imposter somewhere aboard ship."
Spock: "I believe the logical response would be... 'No shit, Sherlock'"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, MANT!

McCoy: "As chief medical officer, Captain, I suggest you place that foot in front of the other one, and then continue repeating that action--alternating feet--until you're far away from me and the yeoman. I'm on shore leave, dammit!"

Spock: "I found him like this in his cabin, Doctor."
McCoy (OS): "Dammit, Jim! I curse the day that little wench on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet taught you about auto-asphyxiation!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

BONES: "Jim you've got some T.P. on the inside of your left boot"

MOLL: "They keep trying to get a 3 for 1 for $5"

Shatner: "Hey I have that same pattern on dressing room my wall"

Director: (OS) through mega phone "Not any more"

SPOCK: " Jim , I warned you about those Andorian hookers.

 

[UFO]

McCoy: Oh look Jim, this one’s a two foot rabbit.

McCoy: Ok Jim, you win. I promise I’ll stop self-medicating!

Spock: The Captain’s a little blue doctor.

McCoy (concentrating on his reports): Don’t worry Jim. I’ve got a pill that will … Holy shit!

Kirk: It’s bad Spock. I was as blue as your uniform only a few minutes ago.

Spock: You mean … ?

Kirk: Yeah, I’m fading fast!

 

[Valin]

Doctor: I had her right there Jim.

Yoeman: Leonard, you promised that you wouldn't tell anyone!

 

[alchemist]

Barrows: And, uh, how do you explain them?
McCoy: Oh. Them. Well... I, uh... I was thinking about a cabaret I know on Rigel II...

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Woman: "That Fed is back to collect his cut. What do we do?"

Kalo: "Shoot him right in the Fizzbin."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Bones: "Uh, Jim, isn't that Edith Keeler coming this way with a chopper?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Moll: "Hey, Kalo, this guy says Bela sent him down here and told him to ask for 'Tommy Gunn.' Take care of it, willya?"

 

[Mistral]

McCoy: "Yes, Ms. Barrows-I dropped my scanner right there. If you would just bend down and pick it up for me? My back is a little out of sorts today."

Kirk (whispering): "Well played, Bones!"

 

[Ayelbourne]

Spock (thinking): Frigging colorist budget cuts!

 

[R. Star]

McCoy: Captain, she thinks they're your genitals... you know not all races keep them in the same spot.

McCoy: (thinking) We should have brought some redshirts if we were going to be captured... now I'm the lowest ranking one.

Kirk: It's a square dance Bones!
McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a yokel!

Spock: Mr Chekov, arrest this Bolian. He has stolen the captain's hairpiece.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY(os): Ease up on your grip, Spock. You're asphyxiating the Captain.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "Hey, Tonia, look at that mirror-like shine on the top of those boots! That's what we used to do when we were plebes back at the Academy...until we found out Starfleet's women's uniforms included bloomers!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Nope, it's not new shoes. Guess again