TOS Caption Contest #261, WAIT!!

[Nerys Myk]

RUK: Mister Addams will see you now.

 

[Captain Crow]

Ruk: I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

Kirk: Great. He thinks I'm his wet nurse.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Ruk: "Since you can't seem to take a hint, I'll spell it out for you! Hands off Corby's sex droid!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

There was only one life-size Captain Kirk doll ever produced, it was made especially for Ted Cassidy, and it disappeared immediately after the episode was filmed. Rumor has it that it was stolen by William Shatner, for purposes unknown.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Thanks, Ruk. That itch on my back was was driving me crazy.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Spock: "So....what kind of toothpaste do you use?"

Uhura: "I put the Gleem in your eyes!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

RUK: "You Rang!"

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kirk: "Okay, two suits and the third is free! One suit, two free! Oh God, okay, theyr'e all on me!"

Kirk: "Worst. Starbucks. Ever."

Kirk: "MOM?!"

 

[Isis]

Cassidy (to self): "OK, maybe I make it look easy, but right now I'm mentally cursing out my agent for not warning me how heavy this guy really is."

Announcer (OS in a quiet voice): "We've secretly replaced the dilithium crystals usually mentioned on this fine television show with Folger's crystals. Let's see if anyone notices the difference."

Roddenberry (OS, to self): "Actually, giving this Freiberger guy a trial was a good idea. This episode won't be the best, but at least NBC will realize they shouldn't put him at the helm next year."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kirk: " 'Doric the Explorer'?!? It's 'Dora,' you idiot, and I recognize that tardis as belonging to The Master. Now get the hell off my ship!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kirk: "Yes, this is a gold shirt....but I am not the golden idol! That! Right up there! It was found by Indiana Jones."

 

[Maurice]

Grrr. Firefox is not getting along with this site today. I posted captions and they never made it. Let's try that again...

ANDREA: Next to the door. A little to the left. A little more. Now up. Too much. Down. No, maybe a little to the right...
RUK: MAKE UP YOUR MIND OR HANG YOUR OWN ART!

SEPTIMUS: (whispering) We've replaced Captain Kirk's dilithium crystals with new Folgers Crystals. Let's see if he notices.

KIRK: Scotty...
SCOTT: Sorry, Cap'n. Dramatic lighting has failed and I canna do a thing about it!

SPOCK: Look me in the eye and say that.
UHURA: I...I can't! My eyes aren't drawn looking in that direction!

 

[Nerys Myk]

After half an hour Spock realized Uhura was asleep and had painted eyes on her eyelids.

 

[Redfern]

Painted eyelids...that's "the winner" as far as I'm concerned!

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Painted eyelids...that's "the winner" as far as I'm concerned!

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Ruk: "ADMIT IT! You've got no more hair than I have!"

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Septimus: "Where is your mug, Captain?"
Kirk: "Directly under the pitcher, of course."
Septimus: "I think we're ready to talk now."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kara: "Yeah, I know. State-of-the-art mainframe salon-quality computerized helmet dryer and this is the best hairstyle I could get."

 

[UFO]

Kara: May I have your attention?

Scotty: Kara? Kara! Oh lassie, I never thought I'd see you again. Don't we have a walk to finish ... ?

Kirk: Well, just one more ... I can usually tell I've had enough when my shirt turns green.

Andrea: It's OK. He just wants to put you on a pedestal. I'll see if I can find one of Roger's old ones.

Spock: What?
Uhura: I just had the strangest feeling.
Spook: A premonition?
Uhura: Well, perhaps I've got my wires crossed but, when was the last time you saw your mother ... and er, the rest of Vulcan?

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to self): "This...waitress...chick.........she calls herself Snooki..........so...familiar..........where...have...I...seen her...before?"