McCoy: "I'm telling you, Natira could beat the crap out of Mira, Miri, and Mirror Spock!"
Scotty: "Och, yer daft, man!"
Spock: "That's highly illogical."
Kirk: "The dye in those M&Ms is really getting to you, isn't it, Bones?"
TOS Caption Contest #255 "Whups!"
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McCoy: "I'm telling you, Natira could beat the crap out of Mira, Miri, and Mirror Spock!"
Scotty: "Och, yer daft, man!"
Spock: "That's highly illogical."
Kirk: "The dye in those M&Ms is really getting to you, isn't it, Bones?"
Scotty: Tell the Captain about that dream you had last night.
Bones: It was horrible Jim. You were dead set on chasing after an insane Romulan in an invincible super-ship. Weird thing though, Spock over there, was in command of the Enterprise …
Spock: Really Doctor?
Bones: … and after he pointed out it was a suicide mission, you completely lost it and assaulted everyone in sight, so he marooned you on Delta Vega in the Vulcan system. Yeah I know ... . Anyway, there you met Scotty and an older version of Spock! Thankfully, that was when I woke up in a cold sweat.
Kirk: Two Spocks? God what a nightmare.
Scotty: Tell the Captain about that dream you had last night.
Bones: It was horrible Jim. You were dead set on chasing after an insane Romulan in an invincible super-ship. Weird thing though, Spock over there, was in command of the Enterprise …
Spock: Really Doctor?
Bones: … and after he pointed out it was a suicide mission, you completely lost it and assaulted everyone in sight, so he marooned you on Delta Vega in the Vulcan system. Yeah I know ... . Anyway, there you met Scotty and an older version of Spock! Thankfully, that was when I woke up in a cold sweat.
KIRK: So, do I get laid in this dream?
Scotty: Tell the Captain about that dream you had last night.
Bones: It was horrible Jim. You were dead set on chasing after an insane Romulan in an invincible super-ship. Weird thing though, Spock over there, was in command of the Enterprise …
Spock: Really Doctor?
Bones: … and after he pointed out it was a suicide mission, you completely lost it and assaulted everyone in sight, so he marooned you on Delta Vega in the Vulcan system. Yeah I know ... . Anyway, there you met Scotty and an older version of Spock! Thankfully, that was when I woke up in a cold sweat.
KIRK: So, do I get laid in this dream?
Bones: What do you think caused my cold sweat?!
McCoy: "He wants to wear his kilt down to Wrigley's Pleasure Planet!"
Scotty: Aye, Captain! We engineers learn early on the value of easy physical access to the equipment!"