TOS Caption Contest #241: Window Shopping!

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Lenore! I never expected to see you here at the fiery depths of hell."
Lenore: "I was just about to say the same thing of you, Captain." (grin)

 

[jep]

Krako: "Ever get that feeling that someone is watching you?"


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[Drob]

Kirk and Cloud hanging out at the same local bar.

 

[Bob Karo]

Krako: "Ever get that feeling that someone is watching you?"


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Kirk: I don't know who that fellow is... But my GOD! He's gorgeous.

 

[Mr.AtoZ]

I do not think I have laughed so hard from a caption contest before. You guys are hilarious!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRKS: I gotta lay off the LDS!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

McCoy: That man's toupee is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

 

[boco]

Girl: I have no underwear
Kirk: I can rip my shirt and make you panties if you want to..Kidding

Kirk:WHy is Scotty wearing a kilt and playing badpipes on the warp nacelle??

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Nice blouse, Lenore. Tragic tie-dye accident? Somebody throw up jellybeans?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Eighteen, eh? Unfortunately, we're in orbit around Planet Q, and the age of consent here is twenty-one. Got time for a quick warp jump over to Canopus 4?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LENORE: Did you hear something?

KIRK: No, just the sound of our hearts beating as one.

 

[Gary7]

Oxmyx: "Hey Krako, whaddaya make of all them protestors down there?"
Krako: "I dunno, but they're occupyin' a lotta space 'round the buildin'."
Kirk: "Gentlemen, welcome to a little taste of public resistance to corruption."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Get off of my lawn!!!!!

 

[T'Girl]

McCoy: That man's toupee is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

Kirk: "And your pretty boy friend is interstellar incontinence, wrapped in awkward cheesy cliches.

NuKirk: "Why you talking too me man.

McCoy: "Shut up Jim, you're not helping your case.