TOS Caption Contest #241: Window Shopping!

[jep]

Deleted. Double post.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Cloud William: This Rock/Scissors/Paper not working.

Landru (o.s.): The Body has run out of coffee.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Who is that angel climbing up the maintenence catwalks in a skirt?

Scotty: It's called a kilt, Captain.

Kirk: Interesting, so this is what Los Angeles in the 21st Century looks like.

Kirk: As you can see gentlemen, your cars can't stand up to my shuttles firing at them.

Shatner: (thinking) Gotta get out of here before the "E. Plebnista" scene...

Kirk: I'm sorry, I forgot your name. But don't worry, I have a feeling you'll be saying mine over and over by the end of the evening.

Mendez: Jim, I don't want to be rude...

Kirk: I'm sorry! I'm looking on Craig's list right now! There aren't any apartments in my price range!

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Oh man, this is not good..."

Spock (OS): "Sir?"

Kirk: "The Wraith have arrived."


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[Nerys Myk]

After the tribble incident, Kirk was cautious around any over head openings.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Last time I book a hotel using Priceline.

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "We have the same chairs, desks, and view screens all over the ship. When I'm away, I want to see something different. Does everything have to look the same on every damned starbase and starship?"
Mendez: "Well, we put up some nice shots of the Earth from the old Apollo missions."
Kirk: *glare*

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Over a thousand channels to choose from, and still... there's NOTHING on. Not even a M*A*S*H rerun."
Mendez: "You wanna order some pizza?"

 

[Gary7]

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Kirk: "What the... is that a Stargate in the parade?"
McCoy (OS): "Jim, that's a giant Christmas wreath. You really need to get out more."

 

[jep]

Spock (OS): "Captain, you need to pay attention to..."

Kirk: "Hold on, Spock... I think I've found Nemo!"


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[Gary7]

Spock (OS): "Captain, we should get going and try to find Landru."
Kirk: "Wait a minute, things are just starting to get interesting."

Mendez: "Jim, I invited you here to relax. Come on, the girls are waiting..."
Kirk: "Damn it, I've been outbid again!"

 

[jep]

Disembodied voice: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you

Kirk: "What the... I've been Rick-rolled!! Me!!!"

Mendez: "Get over yourself, Dorothy."


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[Gary7]

Kirk: "Spock, we've got a great view facing the beach, too. How'd you get us such a fantastic room?"
Spock (OS): "I'm surprised you asked, Jim. It was Priceline, of course."

 

[Gary7]

Spock: "Captain, would you be interested in getting some lunch?"
Kirk: "Good idea, Spock. It looks like there's a nice restaurant right across the street."

 

[Isis]

"Another episode where I see a creature on the wing? Sorry but 'been there, done that.'"

Kelley (to self): "I'm the only one who didn't get one of those snazzy suits. Boy am I gonna give my agent an earful."

 

[jep]

"Hmm.... That's odd. Why would Mr. Thorwald need that butcher knife just to feed his wife?"


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[Nerys Myk]

MENDEZ: What are you looking at,Jim?

KIRK: Something about an escaped monkey.

MENDEZ: Slow newsday, eh?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock (OS): "Captain, you need to pay attention to..."

Kirk: "Hold on, Spock... I think I've found Nemo!"

Spock: "Hmm, Finding Nemo... Finding Nimoy? The Search for Sp... Illogical!"

Tattoo OS: "Mr Fantasy, de plane, de plane."
Kirk: "KHAAANNNN!"

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "You have a confession to make? But you seem like such a nice, well-bred young lady. Are you gonna tell me your father is a mass murderer or something?"

 

[Gary7]

"Voyeur Kirk" opens up so many fun possibilities... so, here's a template you can use to create any variation you wish. Have fun!