TOS Caption Contest #236: The Expendables!

[A.V.I.A.F.]

So many great entries yet again! I wish I could give everyone the win! Thank-you all for making this one of the funniest contests ever! Here are:

Dah-dah dah-dah-dah-dah da-na...

Atoz: So you're the SOB who keeps stealing my newspaper?

[Fight music starts playing]

Kirk: Oh crap.

A great Zone reference, I love this...

Flint: "Mr. Spock, would you like to be my accompanist when I go on tour? I'm opening in Willoughby."

Spock: "How would we get there? I hope it won't be an army transport."

Kirk (OS): "Well, a commercial plane would be the worst."

Flint: "Not to worry. I only travel by train."

You know you got skills when the Captain’s impressed...

Kirk; I found this photo in spock's quarters...
Karidian; oh, um...
Kirk; I didn't even know it was possible for two people to... bend... like that...

Our Photoshop winners for this week are:

ZOWIE!...

I have been many people in many places...

The Chicago way...Sarpeidon style...

MR OHOHSEVEN: Leave it to a Terran to bring a knife to a gun fight.

Congratulations to the winners and thanks to all who entered!

This week: Rayburn and Matthews look forward to a weekend of snowboarding and hot cocoa; Watson tries out a new sinus massage technique; and Harper is about to experience a new breakthrough in colorectal research. Have at it!

 

[Nerys Myk]

RAYBURN: Relax, its just a painting.




Lady Gaga finally snaps.




SCOTTY: Carefull laddie. These things have a way of biting you in the ass.

 

[jep]

M-5: "This might sting a little."


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[jep]

Spock, to self: "(Sigh) Jim never stares at my ass like that."


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[T'Girl]

Rayburn: "How come I cast a shadow, and you don't Matthews?

 

[A beaker full of death]

Hey, where'd that other guy in the red shirt go... oh CRAP!!

 

[Mr Silver]

Redshirt 1: "Security - check, strange new planet - check, possibly hostile natives - check and no senior staff around - check."
Redshirt 2: "We really should have gone to command school."

 

[Captain Crow]

Thanks for the win A.V.I.A.F. .

Cannonfodder Carl: This thing is being a real pain in the ass.

Kirk: It's about to get a bit more painful in the next few seconds.



Randy Red: Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!

Redshirt Ron: Hey, look! The polar bear is coming towards the glass.

 

[Noname Given]

Mr. Scott: "Hey lad, I think maybe we should let Mr. Sulu handle this."

 

[Gepard]

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Harper: "Oh no, I'm gonna die!"
Scott: "Not in the remastered version laddie. They're letting George Lucas redo the effects, and by then this thing'll be a pale yellow glow."
Harper: "But what if it's released on Blu-ray?"
Scott: "Then you're buggered, laddie."

 

[Isis]

Redshirt on the right: "I'm disappointed. I thought if I joined the Enterprise Drama Club, I'd meet some chicks."

 

[Isis]

Person on right: "Hey, sailor, come around to these parts often?"

Person on left: "Obviously you don't."





Scotty: "Hey, Laddie, how may times have I warned you to skip the baked beans when you're working the afternoon shift?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Daystrom: "And whatever you do, don't touch the button labeled 'Mega-Goose.'"
Redshirt: "Oops!"

 

[huskers57]

This looks like Delta Vega...




As I suspected... no dentures!




Scotty, why did you push Mr... oh I see.

 

[Captain Crow]

Red Shirt #452: Let see... it's righty tighty, left loosey.

Scotty: Ya might want to speed it up a bit lad.

Red Shirt #452: Why? It's not like I'm gonna get vaporized by being shot in the butt with a big ass energy beam.

 

[T'Girl]

Redshirt #1: "A very tall bald man, carrying a big penis shaped stalactite, is heading this way."

Redshirt #2: "Let's politely step out of his way. Here, we'll stand closer to the edge of this bottomless abyss."

Redshirt #1: "What a fine idea."



McCoy: "No computer can replace a Human Being Jim."

M5 (Shoom): "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Kirk: "Obi Wan has taught you well."

 

[jep]

Spock: "Mr. Scott, do you remember the time when I told you to reverse the polarity on your magnetic probe to stop the antimatter flow and prevent the destruction of the Enterprise?"

Scotty: "Aye, I remember. But why do you be askin', Mr. Spock?"

Spock: "And is that the same probe your engineer is using?"

Scotty: "Aye, tis the same probe, Mr. Spock. But why all the questions?"

Spock: "And did you switch the probe's polarity back to normal when you finished? And more importantly, before you gave it to your engineer?"

Scotty: "Uh-oh..."


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[jep]

Wet Willie, M-5 style.


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[jep]

Kirk: "Damn... 5 more days and we'd have all won a free set of steak knives."


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