TOS Caption Contest #235: Grumpy Old Men!

[Mr Silver]

Star Trek Karaoke Night: Nickleback - Photograph

Kirk: Look at this photograph...

Flint: Everytime I do it makes me laugh...
Spock: How did our eyes get so red...

Mr Atoz: And what the hell is on Joey's head...

 

[boco]

Karidian: I see fron this picture that you tried to do nude Shakespeare...

Please, captain, not in front on the klingons!

 

[WinstonSmith]

"vewy well. I shall... Welease... Woger!"

 

[Isis]

Lady Gaga was forced to admit she was running out of ideas.

 

[jep]

Flint: "Captain, your first officer has the hands of a master pianist."

Kirk: "He isn't playing it with his hands."

Flint: "Then how... "

Kirk: "I'll give you a hint: It's bifurcated."

Flint: "But surely, to play like that, it would take more than a bifurcated..."

Kirk: "And prehensile."


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[Captain Crow]

Atoz: Freeze!

Kirk: Really? A car cigarette lighter?

Atoz: I can cause a very painful burn with this thing.

 

[Ziriath]

Flint: Not bad, Mr. Spock, but your interpretation of Keyboard cat song still needs some practice.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "These prices are way too high. Carl Spock has no idea of the hardship he causes when he goes on vacation."

 

[Captain Crow]

Flint: Manamana.

Spock: Do dooo do do do

Flint: Manamana.

Spock: Do do do do.

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Atoz: Well, what do you think Captain?

Kirk: A remote-controlled vibrating thong? This is the perfect gift for Sulu's birthday...I'll take it!

Atoz: Very good, Captain. I'll have one of my replicas box this one for you.

Kirk: In a minute, in a minute. Fire it up just one more time, will ya?

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Flint: Why don't you play the waltz, Mr. Spock?

Spock: Because we have ship full of people dying and it's beginning to look like I'm gonna have to try to talk Jimbo over there out of tapping your walking sex-toy. You'll excuse me if I'm a little too busy to tickle your ivories just now!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ATOZ: The bathroom is closed for cleaning. Try the McDonalds accross the street. Though you might need to buy something.

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Kirk: I made this for you.

Karidian: It's a crayon drawing of a house and a tree with a large yellow sun over it.

Kirk: I did it all by myself!