FLINT:You know what I want to hear.
SPOCK:No, I don't.
FLINT: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
SPOCK:Well, I don't think I can remember...
FLINT:If she can stand it, I can! Play it!
TOS Caption Contest #235: Grumpy Old Men!
- Thread starter A.V.I.A.F.
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FLINT:You know what I want to hear.
SPOCK:No, I don't.
FLINT: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
SPOCK:Well, I don't think I can remember...
FLINT:If she can stand it, I can! Play it!
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Fleet Admiral
It's stardate 5843.7 on a Saturday,
The Rigelian crowd shuttle pods in,
There's an old dying man sitting next to me,
Makin' love to his ryetalyn and gin.
Definitely one of the winners for sure
Spock, singing: COP KILLA! COP KILLA! COP KILLA!
Flint: I see your Mr. Spock is well versed in classical music of the twentieth century.
FLINT: He's my....ah,roommate.
Spock: Fascinating. I didn't know I could play Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor. Infact I didn't know I could play the piano.
Flint: Uh Captain, do you want to tell him it's a player piano or do you want me to do it?
McCoy: Jim, I'll give you five hundred quatloos if you let me tell him.
FLINT: " Can I do this? Or do I look like some sort of gay superhero?"
Oh, look! A WHOLESOME gay role model.
Atoz: You cannot fight in here! This is the war room!
Spock, singing: The power love is a curious thing...
Flint: Captain I'm afraid he's just to darn loud.
Spock, singing: My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun...
Flint: Captain, this is quite an inappropriate song for the women's choir practice.
Spock, singing: Ring. Ring Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Bananaphone!
Flint: What the fuck is a "Bananaphone"?
*Flint & Spock together*
I know I stand in line until you think
You have the time to spend an evening with me
And if we go someplace to dance
I know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me
And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
And have a drink or two
And then I go and spoil it all by saying
Somethin' stupid like I love you...
Spock, singing: Ring. Ring Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Bananaphone!
Flint: What the fuck is a "Bananaphone"?
I wanna know too... my sister has this as her ringtone and it drives me nuts.
Atoz: So you're the SOB who keeps stealing my newspaper?
[Fight music starts playing]
Kirk: Oh crap.
Thanks for the win, A.V.I.A.F.!
(Apologies to Nerys Myk.)
WHAM!
Ian: You just got Atozed.
Bill (wincing in pain): A kick to the groin; that wasn't in the script! And I had thought that line was in honour of my Canadian heritage....
Marvin (O.C.): Cut, cut! Bill, try not to be such a pussy. Fred decided to humor the rest of the cast since the show's almost over. Take it again from the top!
(Apologies to Nerys Myk.)
WHAM!
Ian: You just got Atozed.
Bill (wincing in pain): A kick to the groin; that wasn't in the script! And I had thought that line was in honour of my Canadian heritage....
Marvin (O.C.): Cut, cut! Bill, try not to be such a pussy. Fred decided to humor the rest of the cast since the show's almost over. Take it again from the top!
MR OHOHSEVEN: Leave it to a Terran to bring a knife to a gun fight.
