Flint: "Bilbo Baggins? I didn't realise your crew was versed in the classics, Captain."
TOS Caption Contest #235: Grumpy Old Men!
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Flint: "Bilbo Baggins? I didn't realise your crew was versed in the classics, Captain."
Borders took to extreme measures to get the last customers out of their stores before they closed for good.
Flint: "Pffft. I knew Paul McCartney and you sir are no Paul McCartney."
Kirk: "Your dry-cleaning bill, sir. For struggling actors, you sure do blow a lot of money on that fur of yours."
Atoz: "Sorry, you don't get access to your mailbox without your ID."
Kirk: "Damn...I beamed down without it. You Mail Boxes Etc. people should join the Twenty-Third Century and use retinal scans."
Spock: "Sir, after hearing what the last guy did to 'Rocket Man,' I suggest a different song might be a better choice."
Kirk: "You're not nearly as attractive as your match.com photo."
Flint: "Mr. Spock, would you like to be my accompanist when I go on tour? I'm opening in Willoughby."
Spock: "How would we get there? I hope it won't be an army transport."
Kirk (OS): "Well, a commercial plane would be the worst."
Flint: "Not to worry. I only travel by train."
Derek Flint: "... you see gentlemen, I've stayed alive for thousands of years by using my will to live, and by my drive for survival. Never letting anything destroy me.
Spock (off key): "Like a virgin, touched for the very first time, like a virrrrrr~gin ..."
Derek Flint: "Now, if you will both excuse me, I'll be stepping in to the next room and consuming poison."
Flint: "Mr. Spock, would you like to be my accompanist when I go on tour? I'm opening in Willoughby."
Spock: "How would we get there? I hope it won't be an army transport."
Kirk (OS): "Well, a commercial plane would be the worst."
Flint: "Not to worry. I only travel by train."
Heheheee... I'd forgotten that he starred in that episode.
Flint: "Mr. Spock, would you like to be my accompanist when I go on tour? I'm opening in Willoughby."
Spock: "How would we get there? I hope it won't be an army transport."
Kirk (OS): "Well, a commercial plane would be the worst."
Flint: "Not to worry. I only travel by train."
Heheheee... I'd forgotten that he starred in that episode.
Voiceover: He IS...the most interesting man in the world!
Kirk: Why is it every time I try to check my post office box some homeless guy askes me for money?
Kirk: What do you think of Mr. Spock's harpsichord playing?
Flint: He's good, but he's no Lurch
It's stardate 5843.7 on a Saturday,
The Rigelian crowd shuttle pods in,
There's an old dying man sitting next to me,
Makin' love to his ryetalyn and gin.
Winner!(for those who don't get it)
Kirk: "Have you seen this man? About 5'9", late forties/early fifties, grey hair with a hook nose and a droopy mustache?"
Karidian: "No, can't say I have."
Kirk: "Oh, well, ok, thanks anyway."
Kirk: Do you validate parking?
Flint: "Your first officer is a surprising fellow, Captain! I don't believe I've ever heard 'There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket' set to music before!"
Spock, singing: Admiral Nogura, I really implore ya...
Flint: Captain Kirk, would you please get Mr. Spock to stop doing his Mark Russell routine.