TOS Caption Contest #235: Grumpy Old Men!

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Another great week of captions has come to an end. Here are:

Keepin’ it real...

DeSalle: My God!

McCoy: Oh, relax, it's the same castle we see every 6 episodes.

I guess this means Koenig got stable duty...

Takei: Now its fixing his garden!!! That jackass Shatner gets whatever he wants from those producers.

A timeless classic...

Uhura: Pavel, everyone gets initiated. Consider yourself lucky; you should've seen what they did to me!

Chekov: I can take it. After all, the vedgie is a Russian invention.

DeSalle: Ready?

Our Photoshop winners for this week are:

Let’s see Kirk drop-kick this one...

MCCOY: Hammond seemed pretty serious about sticking to authorized areas...

DESALLE: Relax and live a little. What's the worst that could happen?

JAEGER: You guys hear something?

Where no man has gone before?...

Chekov: "Meester DeSalle, I am going to have to ask you to keep your.... oh my..... uh... I am going to have to ask you to... Uh... to ask you to...."

Uhura: "Go ahead Chekov... taste the Czar's Forbidden Vodka."


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Typos—they’ll come back to haunt you...

DESALLE: I can see you put a lot of thought and effort into this, Sulu. But I gotta point something out...

Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to everyone who participated.
This week: Atoz sends out some good vibrations; Flint does his best Ed Sullivan impersonation; and Karidian refuses to fill Kirk’s “prescription.” Have at it!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK (wincing in pain) Are groin kicks the usual way you apply late fees?

FLINT: I was also Liberace




KIRK: Yeah, I guess its an okay play. But I got a few suggestions to spice it up a bit.

 

[boco]

KIRK :Not The face, and NOT down there!AND don't you think it would be better to fight without the phaser?I can't rip my shirt this way...

FLINT: Not the Faith of the heart!




KIRK:Here's my list of requests, I took the permission to add on the bottom of the list whisky for my chief engineer, a new 3d chess game for my science officer, a risan masseuse for my doctor an orion slave girl for me..

 

[WinstonSmith]

Kirk; I found this photo in spock's quarters...
Karidian; oh, um...
Kirk; I didn't even know it was possible for two people to... bend... like that...

 

[Tan Ru]

Ian Wolfe: "awww, geez Bill, didn't I warn you about those warmed-over commissary burritos?"

Shatner: "oh, trust me Arnie...my autograph may not mean much to you now, but just you wait 'til it gets around at conventions, it'll be worth a small fortune!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Atoz: "I'm afraid you are no longer welcome in the Japanese anime section!"

Spock: "Based on the design of this piano and your garments, I deduce that you have way too much free time on your hands."

Kirk: "I found this note on my cabin door. 'Can't wait to get you into my bed. Signed, Karidian.' In the name of God, please tell me your daughter is in the habit of signing with only her last name!"

 

[A beaker full of death]

Blast you, this is PO Box 1701!

 

[A beaker full of death]

I have been many people in many places...

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: If you've lost mobility, there's no need to be ashamed! The Scooter Store can help you out. Take a look at some of our models -- and remember, you pay nothing!

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Apparently you ordered 5 lbs of Beluga caviar, 3 bottles of '57 Dom Perignon, and 5 full body massages. This isn't a free amenities hotel, sir, so don't even think about leaving without paying your bill."

 

[Gary7]

Spock starts hammering away a little rendition of "Chopsticks."

Flint: "Captain, you failed to warn me that Mr. Spock is so musically accomplished."

Mr. Atoz: "Yes, yes, you have to go to the bathroom so badly. Well, I'll give you the key only if you promise not to make a mess of it."

 

[jep]

Obi-Wan Atos: "That was a simple punch to your gut, using the Force. Now, prepare to taste my sabre!"

Kirk: "Uh, no thanks, dude, that's not how I roll."


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[jep]

Flint: "I am the very model of a modern major general..."


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[Maurice]

ATOZ: Hmmm...the PAUSE button works after all!

FLINT: " Can I do this? Or do I look like some sort of gay superhero?"

KIRK: This is the only photo known of Kodos. As you can see, he has a distinguishing mark on his wee wee.
KARIDIAN: That's a pretty flimsy excuse to get me to drop trou, Captain.

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Mr. Atoz: You WILL return the overdue books!

Spock: (singing) You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain...



Kirk: If you're going to try to convince me that you're not Kodos the Executioner, you shouldn't leave me notes signed Kodos the Executioner!

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Do you validate parking?"


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[Sir Rhosis]

Obi-Wan Atoz: "These are not the atavachrons you're looking for."

 

[Gary7]

Obi-wan: "I need passage to the Alderaan system and I'm told you're the gent with the starship."

 

[Gary7]

Mr. Atoz: "I regret what I must now do." (click) "What the...?"

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: You're in the wrong Sci-Verse. We don't speak Galactic Basic.