TOS Caption Contest #234: Vive DeSalle!

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Thanks to everyone for another great week of hilarious entries. Now, what you’ve all been waiting for:

It has to be at least...three times bigger than this...

Spock: "EXO III. The future location of Carl Spock's Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good."

Guybrush Threepwood would have made a great space-pirate...

Spock: "Look over there! A three-headed monkey!"

Redshirt with receding hairline: "Sir, I didn't buy that line when Ensign Threepwood tried it on me last week."

Who needs a detailed autopsy report anyway...

McCoy: "She's dead, Jim."
Kirk: "Refresh my memory, Bones: How much are we paying you?"

And our Photoshop winners for this week are:

Purrrrrrr...

They are T'Puss and T'Boots, my other wives.

If you remember Woodstock, you weren’t really there. If you remember it this way, you probably were there...

About that LDS in the 60s...

It isn’t a real party without farm animals...

Kirk: "What's your opinion, Bones?"

McCoy: "Well, judging by the destroyed furniture, the bottle of Wild Turkey and the syringes of heroin and PCP, my opinion is that she enjoyed getting her freak on."

Kirk: "What's with the donkey smoking the cigarette?"

McCoy: "Trust me, Jim, you don't want to know."


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Congratulations to all the winners! This week: DeSalle leads the gang on a nature hike; does a little gardening with Sulu; and gets up close and personal with Chekov and his new “do”. Have at it!

 

[LeadHead]

DeSalle: My God!

McCoy: Oh, relax, it's the same castle we see every 6 episodes.




DeSalle: I got offered Ship's Physicist.

Sulu: Ha! You'll be stuck in Engineering in no time.



DeSalle: So what have you found?

Chekov: Not much, Mister Spock mainly uses this thing to watch his soaps.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Chekov: "don't hang in so close, ya big naughty bear."

 

[Vonstadt]

DeSalle: Okay...now that creature seems scary!

Jaeger: -curses in German- Wunderbar! With no redshirts with us, I am the ONE that is gonna show the audience how this thing kills folks





DeSalle: What the...Did you just pinch my butt?

Sulu: -sounding all innocent- Who me?




Chekov: For the last time Desalle...I am NOT Davey Jones!

 

[Vassa]

McCoy:Well I'll be, a giant 'W'.

LaSalle:Are you sure this is 20 paces from the "Big W"?
Sulu: Yes! Now dig!

Uhura: You can do it Pavel, "Double You"

 

[Mysterion]

LaSalle: Sulu, when you said we were gonna beam-down and "get some hoes", I thought you meant something else entirely.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

DeSalle: What the...Did you just pinch my butt?

Sulu: -sounding all innocent- Who me?

Sulu: "What the... Did you just pinch my butt?"

DeSalle: "No!"

Sulu: "Why not? You think I've been posing like this for four hours with a farm implement just for my health!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

DeSalle: "We've planted the seeds and churned the soil. You said you knew what to do about fertilizer?"

Sulu: "Yes"

*Sulu swings shovel at LaSalle's head*

 

[Rat Boy]

DeSalle: "A castle!"

Jager: "A castle!"

McCoy: "It's only a model."

DeSalle: "Shhh!"

Sulu: "Ee-Eye-Ee-Eye-Oh my!"

Chekov: "I tink da keptin and Meester Spock beamed down into a Klingon trap."

DeSalle: "Sorry, I'm distracted by that half-tribble on your head."

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy and DeSalle giggle.

JAGER: Will you two keep it down, if Carl catches us in his "garden" they'll be hell to pay!





DESALLE: Pity about Jager and McCoy.

SULU: Carl don't mess around. Better get back to planting, bro.



DESALLE: Say Uhura, who's your cute little friend with Pixie hair cut?

UHURA: That would be, Mister Chekov.

DESALLE ( under his breath): Used to be there was dress code that included hair!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, A.V.I.A.F.!



DeSalle: "Listen up, Sulu. I'm bending over now to pull these weeds. No wolf whistles!"




Chekov: "What the hell! Hey, Uhura, you see a sign around here somewhere that says "Parking in Rear"? Because apparently DeSalle does!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Chekov: You have wrong goldshirt! Sulu is on duty tomorrow.

Sulu: "Botany, sir? It's my speciality!," I said. Bah! Never volunteer information!

 

[Tan Ru]

DeSalle: "Now, this'll be the 'Panama Red' row, right Sulu?"

DeSalle: "Go easy on Jaeger, Doctor McCoy, this is the only episode he'll be appearing in......"

Chekov: "Hey DeSalle, Uhura wants to know if that's the same 'short-range phaser rifle' you were braggin' about last night?"

 

[jep]

Sulu: "Say, DeSalle, you wanna let's have some hot and steamy sex?"

DeSalle: "Well, I guess it beats being working this friggin' garden. Sulu, you're on!"

Sulu: "On top!"

DeSalle: "Don't get greedy."


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[Jonas Grumby]

Sulu: "Hey, Desalle! How come you wear red on the ship, but gold on landing parties?"
DeSalle: "Well, duh!"

 

[Isis]

Chekov: "What the hell! Hey, Uhura, you see a sign around here somewhere that says "Parking in Rear"? Because apparently DeSalle does!"

DeSalle: Sorry...I thought you were Yeoman Barrows.

 

[jep]

DeSalle: (Looking at shovel) "You're a spade."

Sulu: "You talking to me?"

DeSalle: "No, I was talking to this spade. I always call them that."


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[boco]

Chekov:Uh, meester DeSalle, your phaser is rubbing up against my beckside..
DeSalle: That's not my phaser...

 

[Isis]

Jaeger: "Why did we pick the Rainforest Cafe again?"

DeSalle: "Well, let's see if we can persuade them to seat us a little faster this time."

McCoy (to self): "Why don't they just listen to me and try the Stinking Gorn?"

 

[Rat Boy]

DeSalle: "I just remembered something."

Jaegar: "What?"

DeSalle: "I have zero experience leading landing parties."

McCoy: "Pffft. Jim wings it all the time."