TOS Caption Contest #228: Them Bones!

[Isis]

McCoy: "This popcorn is a good start, but it's like this: You really need to pull out all the stops and serve it in a decent-sized bowl."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "So do I take it that neither of you gentleman is interested in a threesome?"

 

[Ssosmcin]

Awesome! Thanks for the win!

Seconds later, McCoy, not paying attention and intending to grab the spray bottle, reached a little too high. And sprayed...

"I'm telling you, it was an accident. I was reaching for the spray bottle. Here, this is how it happened..."

Kirk: "Sorry Bones, you're suspended for sexual harassment."
McCoy: "You've got the nerve to tell me this? Now of all times?"
Kirk: "What's the matter with now?"
Spock: "You are holding my penis."

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kirk: "I was thrilled when Sulu told me his new hobby was taxidermy. Now Spock will always be with us."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: There are three tribbles on your head. I'll grab something to knock them off.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "Nice hairstyle, Nurse. Have you seen Yeoman Rand's beehive weave?"
Nurse: "Yes, I have. And that woman is definitely overcompensating for something."

(Incidentally, anyone know who that actress is? She's gorgeous! I can't believe I haven't noticed her before!)

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Chekov in drag?"

Nurse: "Transwestites are a Russian inwention."

 

[Myko]

(Incidentally, anyone know who that actress is? She's gorgeous! I can't believe I haven't noticed her before!)

http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Joan_Webster

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Would one of you hurry up and blink already? I need to go pee."

 

[Mistral]

Madame Tussaud's Star Trek display always felt a bit cramped to most visitors. But the scent of whiskey on the McCoy figure gave it a certain air of believability.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Joan_Webster

Thanks, Myko!

Joan Webster? That doesn't sound like a good Hollywood name. No wonder she never made the big time. According to IMDB, the only other thing she ever did was a Marcus Welby, MD where she played the part of "Woman Reporter." Hopefully she at least got to ask a question or two.

 

[Noname Given]

Doctor McCoy: "I'm a Doctor my dear, and despite what this blasted STD scanner says I'm 100 pecent clean, I assure you. Now, how much do you charge for 'Around the World'?"

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "Thanks, nurse. I'm starving. But how many times do I have to tell you to Super-Size the fries?"

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

McCoy: Now I know these stainless steel suppositories may look a little intimidating, but I promise you'll feel only a mild discomfort Mr. Sulu.

Sulu (off screen on table and grinning widely): I'm not worried one bit Doc.

Nurse (under her breath): Who wears leather chaps to a physical?

McCoy: Yours is not to reason why, my dear; (shuddering) yours is not to reason why.

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

McCoy: Just for the record, I'd like to say that if Ben Finney had been wearing a red shirt; we wouldn't be going through all of this nonsense right now!

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Kirk: As I was saying....alright, who just farted?
McCoy: I don't mean to point any fingers here Jim, but that gas has Plomeek soup written all over it!

 

[Nerys Myk]

"You did it! You cut up his brain you bloody baboon!"

 

[Bob Karo]

McCoy: So help me God... Bitch.

 

[Isis]

Spock (to self): "I hate to admit it, but where's Carl Spock when you need him?"

 

[Nurse Marmalade]

Kirk's awesomeness was often blinding if looked at directly.