TOS Caption Contest #225: A Healthy Dose of Crazy

[cooleddie74]

HANES HER WAY Neutronium Edition

Sleek. Form fitting. Makes your legs look like they're beaming down without you.(TM)

 

[Bob Karo]

Stiles (os): I told you he was a Romulan!

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Maybe he's born with it?
Maybe it's Maybelline!

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Crewman: Nice outfit. What happens if I push that big red button over your cleavage?

Lenore: I'll spray Windex in your milk you little shit, that's what'll happen.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

HANES HER WAY Neutronium Edition

Sleek. Form fitting. Makes your legs look like they're beaming down without you.(TM)

 

[Maurice]

Crewman: Nice outfit. What happens if I push that big red button over your cleavage?

Lenore: I'll spray Windex in your milk you little shit, that's what'll happen.

 

[Distorted Humor]

Spock: "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Sisko (off camera): "Yes. Yes I have."

Brilliant!

 

[Isis]

Karidian: "I just read the most marvelous book."

Crewman: "And what book would that be?"

Karidian: "101 Uses for a Dead Cat."