TOS Caption Contest #225: A Healthy Dose of Crazy

[Rat Boy]

Back to normal around here, so it's time for another caption contest. First, let's wake up...

That would explain the look on this face...

KIRK: "It's the damndest thing, Bones. I know I left my specimen for my physical this afternoon in the Bridge mini-fridge...and now it's gone."

Yeah, thanks for sharing...

Sulu: Look at those grey hairs.
Uhuru: I wax down there thank you.

Hadley has the restraint of Austin Powers...

HADLEY (thinking):dontmentionthehairdontmentionthehair
dontmentionthehairdontmentionthehair.

SCOTT: Increase to Warp Factor 4.

HADLEY: Lame hair sir...I mean, aye aye sir!

damn.

Well, when the wife leaves you with nothing but your bones, you'd better take care of them...

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Congratulations to the winners. This week, we have psycho teen killers, loopy Vulcans, and a perfect example of someone on the high end of Barney Stinson's Crazy/Hot scale. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Navigator: "That's it. I'm timing my entrances so that I'm the most attractive one leaving the turbolift."

Spock: "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Sisko (off camera): "Yes. Yes I have."

Kirk: "I've got one question for you. Why are you still here?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Crewman: Captain Kirk? Wench for you, as requested.
Kirk: Much obliged, crewman. Spock, we'll be in my bunk. You have the bridge.

 

[jep]

Spock: "Oh yeah, that's it Christine.... that's it.... a little to the left... "


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[jep]

"I'm sorry Captain.... but a speeded up metabolism isn't an excuse for being a... two minute brother."


.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CREWMAN (singing)
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground

 

[cooleddie74]

Fur kills.

Furburger entertains.(TM)

NIMOY: Alright...WHO'S the joker on the soundstage who hung my bicycle from the rafters?

DEELA: I think I love you, Captain Kirk.

KIRK: I know the feeling.

I love me, too.

 

[cooleddie74]

LENORE: Thanks for escorting me, kind sir.

Now...can you PLEASE remove your hand from my ass?

 

[LeadHead]

Crewman: (thinking) Damn, I love my job.

Spock: Yes, Alien Captain, I am Captain Kirk! I'm emotional and everything! See?

McCoy: Spock, it's not working.

Spock: Corbomite! I forgot to mention Corbomite!

McCoy: We are so screwed.

Deela: Jim, I love you.

Kirk: One second. Kirk to Transporter Room. Code 3.

Deela beams out

 

[cooleddie74]

Spock and Maui Wowie.


An explosive combination.

KIRK: You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met since the last episode.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LENORE: On my world we shave our bodyhair into decorative shapes.

CREWMAN: You mean...

LENORE: All mine.

 

[Isis]

Spock (to self, when he thinks nobody's around): "Ah. It's unmistakable. The replicators are making plomeek today."

 

[Isis]

The third season writers just couldn't get the hang of Spock's character.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Crewman: THE WOMEN!!

Spock: THE WOMEN!!

Kirk: THE WOMAN!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: And you say its called "cocaine"? Fascinating

 

[Jonas Grumby]

As the turbolift doors slide open:
Lenore: "...For the last time, I was drunk, it was a terrible mistake, and it's never going to happen again! ... Now smile and act normally! Everyone's staring at us!"

Kirk: "Come on, you know you want to! And besides, it'll serve your old man right for spending his nights out stalking when he should be staying home with you!"

 

[Rat Boy]

SPOCK: And you say its called "cocaine"? Fascinating

Rick James (off camera): "Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Heh heh."

 

[Isis]

Deela: "I find you very desirable, James, but I need to know you better first."

Kirk (to self): "Damn Spock. When he said she was fast, I should have known he meant it literally."

 

[Mysterion]

SPOCK: Is it?....wait....yes. I am having a stroke!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Deela: When you hold me, Jim ... the whole world spins into a Batman villain's lair.