TOS Caption Contest #219: Staring Contest

[ItsGreen]

Kirk.....: If they've lost their crew and are on manual, who's in control of that bucket Lieutenant.
Sulu.....: Some guy by the name of Ted Striker.
Kirk.....: Ted Striker!
Sulu.....: Do you know him?
Kirk.....: Never heard of him...that's not exactly true...we were like brothers...
we flew together during the academy...we were close, real close...until...
Sulu.....: Until Sir?
Kirk.....: Until that day over Macho Grande
Sulu.....: over Macho Grande?
Kirk.....: No I'm afraid I'll never get over Macho Grande.

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kirk: Did you refresh the image, Sulu?

Sulu: Yes, sir.

McCoy: I told you it hasn't changed.

Kirk: I can't believe we're still on Caption Contest #219.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Kirk: What the hell just happened???

Sulu: Sir, it appears that Han solo dodged that laser shot.

McCoy: Jim! Why on earth did you put on the special editions! Those have sucked since the early 20th century!

Kirk: Dammit Bones, I'm a Captain, Not a movie expert!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Spock, groggily : It's time to make the mutha fuckin' donuts.

This is an 11!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Say, Bones, do you have the time?"

McCoy: "Yes. It is 5 minutes and 26 seconds until Spock gets medieval on your ass."


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[M'Sharak]

Kirk: "Say, Bones, do you have the time?"

McCoy: "Yes. It is 5 minutes and 26 seconds until Spock gets medieval on your ass."

Kirk: So then, it'll be Spock amok?

McCoy: Well, at least that sounds better than saying "cuckoo Spock".

 

[Captain Crow]

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[ItsGreen]

Kroykah! Sound the gong, ring the bells, the plomeek soup
koon-ut-kal-if-fee challenge is ov-ah!

 

[jep]

Kirk: "So the arrow-head is the hour?"

Sulu: "No sir, that's the minute. Spock's head is the hour."

Kirk: "This is confusing."

McCoy: "Damned Vulcan wall clocks!"


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[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I dunno, Bones. Shoudn't you be in Sick Bay looking after Spock, in case he has a relapse or something?

MCCOY: Relapse? Please, who's the doctor here?