TOS Caption Contest #218: Drunken Lullabies

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Spock, do you have a back problem?

Spock: No, Walking like this was the only way any of the paintings would look straight at the museum of art.

 

[ItsGreen]

Dr. McCoy is ready for you Captain. As you know my anatomy is a bit different
than yours, however your equivalent prostate exam should not be as,
how do you Humans say it, painful!

 

[Nerys Myk]

NIMOY: Yeah, I was over at the Batman sound stages, why do you ask?

 

[Mistral]

"Laddie, you're going ta haf' ta use a glass. I'm not pourin' it in for ya!"

 

[Schistocerca]

Spock, "Yeoman Janice Rand, what are you doing?"
Kirk "She dropped her pencil and was just looking for it, honest"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk regretted riding shotgun with the redshirts for the day.