TOS Caption Contest #215: The Grind
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Spock: Captain... I've been Rickrolled... save yourself... I'll cover the screen while you escape...
McCoy: Dammit, Jim, I'm all out of Vulcan ceremonial brandy, Klingon blood wine, Romulan ale, and mouthwash!
Kirk: Got any blue Kool-aid?
McCoy: "Young man, I demand to know the nature of your intentions toward my daughter Christine!"
Kirk: "Bones, don't you think you're carrying this 'southern gentlemen' bit a little too...did you say 'daughter'?!"
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Spock: "There's nothing to see, Captain."
Kirk: "I'm your Captain, stand aside."
Spock moves slightly to the right, while the Captain peers into the scanner.
Kirk: "T'Pau or not T'Pau? What is this?"
Spock: "It's a Vulcan poem that... I wrote."
Kirk: "Impressive, Spock. I didn't know you had it in you."
Goldshirt: "Drea, I'm sorry, but I'd rather be turned into a small cuboctahedral solid rather than volunteer to be in your River Dance production."
McCoy: "She's pregnant, Jim."
Kirk: "Was it Spock?"
McCoy: "No... YOU."
McCoy: "Yes, I did just finish Doctor Noel's physical exam...and, yes, her exam bed is still warm...and do you have any idea how utterly creepy you're being?"
Spock: Captain. I have bad news. The fog is getting thicker...
Woman: ...And my boobs are getting laarrrrrrrrrrrrger!
McCoy: Jim, it's about your physical.
Kirk: My physical? What is it?
McCoy: It's an examination to determine how healthy you are. But that's not important right now.
Absolutely not Captain! Not another drink of Scalosian water.
I won't have you banging the entire female crew in less than 5 minutes!
Christine: Psh, like he needs Scalosian water to do that...
Kirk: Anything on the sensors?
Spock: Lots of space dust, we need to take the ship to the Space Car Wash again.
Woman: Freeze!
Goldshirt: Okay, I'll turn down the AC.
McCoy: Jim, your test results are back...
Kirk: How bad is it Bones?
McCoy: Terrible, you failed the blood test. How do you even do that?!
Drea: "Are you Lieutenant Brent? Lieutenant Sulu said you were the officer in charge of studying alien lifeforms."
Brent (thinking): "God bless you, Sulu!"
Awesome, another win! Thanks!
Spock: I'm to hold this in place until the glue dries.
Kirk: Spock, you glued it an hour ago.
Spock: I got a little on my fingers.
Kirk: That was Krazy Glue, Spock.
Spock: You see my dilemma.
Drea: Gilligan?
Brent: Mary Ann?
McCoy: Look, Jim, it's no big deal. We just want to run some tests. You respond to every other female on board, but Nurse Chapel was concerned because you never seem to get aroused around her.
Kirk: And you automatically assume that I'm the one with the problem?
McCoy: Well, I'm a doctor, not a detective.
Spock: I'm to hold this in place until the glue dries.
Kirk: Spock, you glued it an hour ago.
Spock: I got a little on my fingers.
Kirk: That was Krazy Glue, Spock.
Spock: You see my dilemma.
Drea: Gilligan?
Brent: Mary Ann?
McCoy: Look, Jim, it's no big deal. We just want to run some tests. You respond to every other female on board, but Nurse Chapel was concerned because you never seem to get aroused around her.
Kirk: And you automatically assume that I'm the one with the problem?
McCoy: Well, I'm a doctor, not a detective.
Brent:<checks out Drea> "God bless you, William Thiess"
Brent:<checks out Drea> "God bless you, William Thiess"
