TOS Caption Contest #211: A Question

[Nerys Myk]

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SPOCK: It would appear to be a version of reality where we are gay pirates.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: All I'm saying is that when Archer got captured with a Vulcan, it was a hot babe.

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Just between you and me, I would vet this priceline thing a bit more."

Spock: "Can you hear me now?"

 

[Rat Boy]

KIRK: All I'm saying is that when Archer got captured with a Vulcan, it was a hot babe.

Spock: "Are you saying I'm not attractive, Captain?

 

[Gary7]

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SPOCK: It would appear to be a version of reality where we are gay pirates.

Kirk: "True. But you might want to think about growing a beard--really suits you." (grin)

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, very impressive. But the question is, will it get the Super Bowl?"

Spock: "I shall bet you 10 on the Packers."

McCoy: "You're on.......sucker."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Enterprise?! Again?! C'mon Spock, turn the damn channel."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: "Enterprise?! Again?! C'mon Spock, turn the damn channel."

KIRK: Over exposure to T'Polcentric episodes always makes you go into involuntery Ponn Farr. And I haven't recoverd from the last time!

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Maybe I should skip the away mission for a change. It's not like I'll meet the love of my life or something."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Guardian: "There is nothing wrong with this unit. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with this unit. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.

Kirk: ''What the...?''
Spock: ''Fascinating..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Black and white, mono, analog, standard def and fullscreen? Advanced civilization, my ass!!!

 

[Isis]

After the latest Starfleet layoff, Kirk's only option was physical education director at a senior home.

 

[Isis]

Scotty: "Mr. Sulu, ye'll have to lead the way. The Redshirt next to us canna do anything but say his prayers, and as for me, I dinna prepare for this...what do ye call it?...this...this sale at Bloomingdales."