Kirk: "Strangely compelling, isn't it? You know, I've always dreamed of visiting the American Wild West!"
Spock: "There was no central heating or air conditioning back then."
Kirk: "Oh? Well, screw that, then."
TOS Caption Contest #211: A Question
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Kirk: "Strangely compelling, isn't it? You know, I've always dreamed of visiting the American Wild West!"
Spock: "There was no central heating or air conditioning back then."
Kirk: "Oh? Well, screw that, then."
Kirk: "Strangely compelling, isn't it? You know, I've always dreamed of visiting the American Wild West!"
Spock: You may have to travel there via 1955 and use a Delorean.
Kirk: Great Scott!
Scotty: What?
Kirk: I thought there were to be runes here, not ruins.
Kirk: My God Spock, what are we seeing now?
Spock: The other side of the Guardian sir, it's not yet turned on.
Spock: ''We should proceed, captain. We must do it.''
Kirk: ''I only hope we're doing the right thing...''
Kirk: ''What the...?''
Spock: ''Strange. Sensors did not detect any anomalies in this portal.''
Spock: ''Fascinating. And logical order of shapes and colors, if I may say.''
Kirk: ''That's it, we're as good as dead...''
Scotty: "Hurry up Sulu, Dr. McCoy be coming! Chekov, let go of me wee bairns!!"
Chekov: "McCoy is coming? Good, I've been vanting to give that cossack a vewy special 'Mint Julip'."
Red Shirt (Coming around the corner): "Mr Scott, I found that skyhook you wanted... oops... I'll uh... leave you guys alone and come back later."
Scotty: "You be going nowhere, cutie."
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Kirk: "Spock, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Spock: "Highly unlikely, Captain."
Kirk: "It's like a giant goatse in the space-time continuum!"
Spock: "... point taken, Captain."
McCoy: "Hell, Spock, I don't even know what this controls!"
Spock: "My Sybian, Doctor."
*McCoy calmly backs away*
Scotty: "Right, then. Mr. Sulu, you make a frontal assault. Ensign Fodder here and I will circle around and come at you from each side."
Sulu: "Oh, my!"
*Scotty calmly backs away*
Kirk: "Spock...I think we've actually found it! I think it actually exists! I think this is the asshole of the galaxy!"
Spock: "As I recall, Cadet Finnegan at Starfleet Academy often stated this is where you were most likely to be assigned."
Kirk: "Analysis, Mr. Spock."
Spock: "It appears to be a crappy fanwanking crossover, captain."
Guardian: Many such journeys are possible. $19.99 per person.
Kirk: Never mind, 2 to beam up.
Spock: And if you were to read the control panel, you would see, it has nothing to do with your medical duties, so please stop venting the air out of the Shuttlebay.
Sulu: What do we do Scotty?
Scotty: I don't know, when enemies capture Engineering, I'm usually captured with it.
Ambassador: We have heard many things of your gastro-intestinal systems.
Mason: My God! You're going to steal our gastro-intestinal systems!
Ambassador: No, we heard you fart 3 times. Please cut it out.
Guardian: "Since before your sun burnt hot in space, I have awaited a question".
Kirk: "What are you waiting for and since when have you been waiting?"
Guardian: "That's the one. Now which came first, your question or my statement?"
Kirk: "Look, leave this sort of plot to Voyager. Just show us the Nazi-ruled Earth and get this over with".
Or:
Guardian: "Since before your sun burnt hot in space, I have awaited a question".
Kirk: "What are you waiting for and since when have you been waiting?"
Guardian: "That's the one. Now which came first, your question or my statement?"
Spock: "Surak's infamous "the shavokh or the egg" puzzle. You bastard".
